Why should I choose to live under such badly outdated living conditions?

[Iceman36]

Why should I live under household conditions that would be entirely choice based, that I don't have to...

That would make me be fast on my toes 100% of the time..
And that is a standard that nobody meets..

And even if I could meet that standard most of the time, I am not trained to use that entirely manual, full consequence, non-Self regulating equipment.

By today's standards would be brutally inconvenient and not even capable of all the functionality that I know today..

Could easily make me sick, is a lot more likely to kill me than today's technology is..

Would pollute the most..

And if you think it would save me money, think again...
It would cost me a whole lot more money..


And it wouldn't even be legal outside of an Amish community or a rural area..

Because it would be completely disruptive, and turn a modern, mainstream community, junky.


Why should I do that?

 

[MisterBeale]

What conditions? Versus what else?

 

[Deplorable Yankee]

Why should I live under household conditions that would be entirely choice based, that I don't have to...

That would make me be fast on my toes 100% of the time..
And that is a standard that nobody meets..

And even if I could meet that standard most of the time, I am not trained to use that entirely manual, full consequence, non-Self regulating equipment.

By today's standards would be brutally inconvenient and not even capable of all the functionality that I know today..

Could easily make me sick, is a lot more likely to kill me than today's technology is..

Would pollute the most..

And if you think it would save me money, think again...
It would cost me a whole lot more money..


And it wouldn't even be legal outside of an Amish community or a rural area..

Because it would be completely disruptive, and turn a modern, mainstream community, junky.


Why should I do that?

It's cause you're a twelve-year-old snow ****** eating poutine onnyer mama's couch

 

[fncceo]

What conditions? Versus what else?

I'm pretty sure he doesn't know either.

 

[Muhammed]

I'm pretty sure he doesn't know either.

Some millennials are just that insane. Or maybe not. After all, lately our society has been rewarding criminals for acting insane.

 

[Manonthestreet]

 

[petro]

Is this about Hoarding?

 

[MisterBeale]

Yeah, fuck those stick shifts.

I am not trained to use that entirely manual, full consequence, non-Self regulating equipment

 

[22lcidw]

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When I was a kid and there was an issue eating the food prepared the parents of a lot of kids would say..'Think of the poor people in Russia"!

 

[MisterBeale]

When I was a kid and there was an issue eating the food prepared the parents of a lot of kids would say..'Think of the poor people in Russia"!

Weird Al said kids were starving in Japan!

. . . and that was 1984. . .

 

[Oddball]

Why should I live under household conditions that would be entirely choice based, that I don't have to...

That would make me be fast on my toes 100% of the time..
And that is a standard that nobody meets..

And even if I could meet that standard most of the time, I am not trained to use that entirely manual, full consequence, non-Self regulating equipment.

By today's standards would be brutally inconvenient and not even capable of all the functionality that I know today..

Could easily make me sick, is a lot more likely to kill me than today's technology is..

Would pollute the most..

And if you think it would save me money, think again...
It would cost me a whole lot more money..


And it wouldn't even be legal outside of an Amish community or a rural area..

Because it would be completely disruptive, and turn a modern, mainstream community, junky.


Why should I do that?

 

[Oddball]

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You kids want to ride in the trunk?

 

[whitehall]

Fast on my toes is a standard? WTF?