Liability
Locked Account.
BUT I HAVE COME TO REALIZE that are 2 Special Oxymorons that require ONE WORD:
DEBUWUNKER..and..LIARability
Well, let's think about that. Debwunker or debuwunker is a word -- oh wait. No; it's not even a word.

Never mind about that first bit of id-eots' stupidity.
And "liarability" isn't a word, either, of course. Needless to say, all Troofers DO have the ability to be liars. It's a job requirement, in fact.
Id-eots is a troofer.
All troofers are scumbag liars.
Therefore, id-eots is a scumbag liar.
Id-eots is a special case, too.
