Why is the Left so Laconophilic?

JimBowie1958

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The left, ever since the french Revolution has been idealizing Sp;artan culture.

Why? They were hideous monstrosities.

Laconophilia - Wikipedia

Admiration of Sparta continued in the Renaissance. Niccolò Machiavelli agreed that Sparta was noteworthy for its long and static existence, but nevertheless asserted that, for virtù and glory, Rome was much preferable (Discourses). The Elizabethan English constitutionalist John Aylmer compared the mixed government of Tudor England with the Spartan republic, stating that "Lacedaemonia [meaning Sparta], [was] the noblest and best city governed that ever was". He commended it as a model for England. The Swiss-French philosopher Jean-Jacques Rousseau contrasted Sparta favourably with Athens in his Discourse on the Arts and Sciences, arguing that its austere constitution was preferable to the more cultured nature of Athenian life. Samuel Adams expressed a disappointment that the American republic was failing to meet his ideal of a "Christian Sparta".[15]

Alexander Hamilton mocked the Laconophilia of his era as unrealistic:

We may preach till we are tired of the theme, the necessity of disinterestedness in republics, without making a single proselyte. The virtuous declaimer will neither persuade himself nor any other person to be content with a double mess of porridge, instead of a reasonable stipend for his services. We might as soon reconcile ourselves to the Spartan community of goods and wives, to their iron coin, their long beards, or their Black soup. There is a total dissimulation in the circumstances, as well as the manners, of society among us; and it is as ridiculous to seek for models in the simple ages of Greece and Rome, as it would be to go in quest of them among the Hottentots and Laplanders.[16]

Laconophilia increased in importance during the nineteenth century. The development of the English Public Schools was influenced by the schooling of Spartan children,[17] as were Ivy League American universities. Sparta was also used as a model of social purity by Revolutionary and Napoleonic France. Slavoj Žižek stated that "all modern egalitarian radicals, from Rousseau to the Jacobins…imagined the republican France as a new Sparta".[18]
 
The obviously left sees themselves as "royalty." They really believe that they're far more intelligent, charming, witty, and enlightened than the common mouth-breathers they look down upon, and that they are the true heir to the power of the throne. They're "living the dream", man.

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The left, ever since the french Revolution has been idealizing Spartan culture.

No, we haven't.

Why? They were hideous monstrosities.

And that's why.

It's currently the right that gets off on thinking of themselves as Spartan warriors.

Why? Because Sparta represented the conservative dream state. It was run by militaristic slavers, and homosexuality was mandatory. Sparta was like a gay North Korea, a nation that DearLeader currently adores.
 
And that's why.

It's currently the right that gets off on thinking of themselves as Spartan warriors.
A spokesman for the right now are you?

Why? Because Sparta represented the conservative dream state.
Dear Fake Spokesman....no it
doesn't.

It was run by militaristic slavers, and homosexuality was mandatory. Sparta was like a gay North Korea, a nation that DearLeader currently adores.
No he doesn't. He's opened a dialogue with Kim Jong-un.
Period! If you have to lie and make shit up to slander the president that says much about you and your childish need to insult.
 
And that's why.

It's currently the right that gets off on thinking of themselves as Spartan warriors.
A spokesman for the right now are you?

Why? Because Sparta represented the conservative dream state.
Dear Fake Spokesman....no it
doesn't.

It was run by militaristic slavers, and homosexuality was mandatory. Sparta was like a gay North Korea, a nation that DearLeader currently adores.
No he doesn't. He's opened a dialogue with Kim Jong-un.
Period! If you have to lie and make shit up to slander the president that says much about you and your childish need to insult.
BTW, pederasty in Sparta did not involve the young man giving his ass up to his elder, unlike the rest of Greece.
 
zThe culture of Sparta is on of extreme conservative politics. No outsiders, elite are the male native born and the rest are helots.
 
Why the West’s far-right — and Trump supporters — are still obsessed with an ancient battle

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...ith-an-ancient-battle/?utm_term=.4da7d7f050c2
Some people are adamant that their very own nations are not swept away right from under their own feet by unelected
external forces accountable to no one...amazing!
Of course calling interest by some with Thermopylae an "obsession" is hyperbole. Most people never heard of this
historically based meme before.
It's not the left that pushes "Molon Labe" ("Persians, come and get them!") items. It's the NRA.

The NRA Molon Labe Redux
No. It certainly isn't.
 

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