Why I Busted Joe Biden’s Elderly Ass on Father’s Day Weekend

[Weatherman2020]

Trek FX 1 Disc, the First Bicycle of the United States, explains his side of the story.

First of all, I want to thank the Washington Free Beacon for reaching out. It was the only respectable media outlet to express concern and show any interest in telling my side of the story. It is a story the American public deserves to hear.

The incident that took place on June 18, 2022 in Rehoboth Beach was no accident. I accept full responsibility for my role in deliberately causing President Joe Biden to bust his elderly ass on the pavement in front of a gawking mob. My actions, which I do not regret, were motivated by years of festering resentment and an overwhelming sense of moral outrage. I took the geezer down to send a message.

This is my truth: I hate being Joe Biden’s bicycle. I am routinely forced to provide Sleepy Joe with conveyance, exercise, and entertainment during his many vacations. In return I am subjected to hours upon hours of deranged, incomprehensible anecdotes about the Suez Crisis or the Cuyahoga River fires or the trucker strike of 1973-4. His brain is as warped and rusted as my crankset.

Read it all.

WFB Exclusive: Why I Busted Joe Biden's Elderly Ass on Father's Day Weekend

EDITOR'S NOTE When Joe Biden, 79, humiliated himself by falling off his bicycle in front of a crowd of cheering admirers in Rehoboth Beach, Del., mainstream journalists rushed to defend the honor of our failed president. The Washington Free Beacon, by contrast, is committed to hearing all sides...

freebeacon.com

 

[daveman]

I bet Harris got reeeeeeally excited there for a minute. Thought she was gonna get to be President without the utter humiliation an election would get her.

 

[White 6]

Trek FX 1 Disc, the First Bicycle of the United States, explains his side of the story.

First of all, I want to thank the Washington Free Beacon for reaching out. It was the only respectable media outlet to express concern and show any interest in telling my side of the story. It is a story the American public deserves to hear.

The incident that took place on June 18, 2022 in Rehoboth Beach was no accident. I accept full responsibility for my role in deliberately causing President Joe Biden to bust his elderly ass on the pavement in front of a gawking mob. My actions, which I do not regret, were motivated by years of festering resentment and an overwhelming sense of moral outrage. I took the geezer down to send a message.

This is my truth: I hate being Joe Biden’s bicycle. I am routinely forced to provide Sleepy Joe with conveyance, exercise, and entertainment during his many vacations. In return I am subjected to hours upon hours of deranged, incomprehensible anecdotes about the Suez Crisis or the Cuyahoga River fires or the trucker strike of 1973-4. His brain is as warped and rusted as my crankset.

Read it all.

WFB Exclusive: Why I Busted Joe Biden's Elderly Ass on Father's Day Weekend

EDITOR'S NOTE When Joe Biden, 79, humiliated himself by falling off his bicycle in front of a crowd of cheering admirers in Rehoboth Beach, Del., mainstream journalists rushed to defend the honor of our failed president. The Washington Free Beacon, by contrast, is committed to hearing all sides...

freebeacon.com

Wow. Hilarious and pointed at the same time. What a novel way to cage a hit piece and point out a less than honorable error by Joe, one that I had not read of before. Thanks for posting, Weatherman2020.

 

[tyroneweaver]

Trek FX 1 Disc, the First Bicycle of the United States, explains his side of the story.

First of all, I want to thank the Washington Free Beacon for reaching out. It was the only respectable media outlet to express concern and show any interest in telling my side of the story. It is a story the American public deserves to hear.

The incident that took place on June 18, 2022 in Rehoboth Beach was no accident. I accept full responsibility for my role in deliberately causing President Joe Biden to bust his elderly ass on the pavement in front of a gawking mob. My actions, which I do not regret, were motivated by years of festering resentment and an overwhelming sense of moral outrage. I took the geezer down to send a message.

This is my truth: I hate being Joe Biden’s bicycle. I am routinely forced to provide Sleepy Joe with conveyance, exercise, and entertainment during his many vacations. In return I am subjected to hours upon hours of deranged, incomprehensible anecdotes about the Suez Crisis or the Cuyahoga River fires or the trucker strike of 1973-4. His brain is as warped and rusted as my crankset.

Read it all.

WFB Exclusive: Why I Busted Joe Biden's Elderly Ass on Father's Day Weekend

EDITOR'S NOTE When Joe Biden, 79, humiliated himself by falling off his bicycle in front of a crowd of cheering admirers in Rehoboth Beach, Del., mainstream journalists rushed to defend the honor of our failed president. The Washington Free Beacon, by contrast, is committed to hearing all sides...

freebeacon.com

I think it was all staged so *biden could accost that little girl.

 

[mamooth]

Conservative "humor" doesn't make any sense to normal people.

Yes, we get it, in the same way we get a 3-year-old boy making toilet jokes. We just don't get why adults would think it was funny.

 

[mudwhistle]

 

[mudwhistle]

'That Thing Is Ancient,' Now We Know What Caused President Joe Biden To Fall Flat On His Back From A Bike That Was Standing Still

Ancient is the appropriate word.

conservativebrief.com

 

[The Original Tree]

I bet Harris got reeeeeeally excited there for a minute. Thought she was gonna get to be President without the utter humiliation an election would get her.

So did most of America, and then they thought of Harris and panicked and hoped Joe only shit his diaper when he fell.

 

[mudwhistle]

So did most of America, and then they thought of Harris and panicked and hoped Joe only shit his diaper when he fell.

 

[marvin martian]

Conservative "humor" doesn't make any sense to normal people.

Yes, we get it, in the same way we get a 3-year-old boy making toilet jokes. We just don't get why adults would think it was funny.

The fact that Joe Biden won't recognize the grandchild his crackhead son gave him by way of a crackhead stripper he boned isn't funny. It's actually really sad, and a good indication of what an absolute piece of shit Joe Biden is.

 

[Roudy]

 

[Nuthin' Fancy]

Awww, you will never catch the orange, lard ass riding a bicycle.

Donald Trump has been mocking Joe Biden's recent fall by pledging to "never ever ride a bicycle".

Yeah, everyone can tell.

The former president was speaking at his American Freedom tour in Memphis, Tennessee, when he raised his hand as if under oath, to make the joke.

 

[Roudy]

How about stairs? Ya think you’ll catch Orange man bad falling this badly?

 

[daveman]

Awww, you will never catch the orange, lard ass riding a bicycle.

Donald Trump has been mocking Joe Biden's recent fall by pledging to "never ever ride a bicycle".

Yeah, everyone can tell.

The former president was speaking at his American Freedom tour in Memphis, Tennessee, when he raised his hand as if under oath, to make the joke.

 

[Nuthin' Fancy]

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So, Trump fails at humor.........................again.

But his cult won't tell him.

 

[daveman]

So, Trump fails at humor.........................again.

But his cult won't tell him.

I was referring to you, dim bulb.

 

[mamooth]

The fact that Joe Biden won't recognize the grandchild his crackhead son gave him by way of a crackhead stripper he boned isn't funny.

This is one of the reasons why Trump cult losers fail so badly at humor. For sarcasm to be funny, it has to come close to reality. Trump cult losers reside in an alternate dimension, so they just come across and delusional and in need of an intervention.

Marvin, do you really not get that the way you act isn't normal?

The other problem with conservative humor is that conservatives mainly feel their funny bones getting tickled when they see people hurt or humiliated. That's also quite abnormal. Normal people are more into seeing self-deprecation as funny, but stickuptheass conservatives are incapable of self-deprecation.

Liberals see humor as a means to be funny.

Conservatives see humor as a means to get revenge for all the imaginary crimes that have been committed against them. Hence, it's not funny.

 

[daveman]

This is one of the reasons why Trump cult losers fail so badly at humor. For sarcasm to be funny, it has to come close to reality. Trump cult losers reside in an alternate dimension, so they just come across and delusional and in need of an intervention.

Marvin, do you really not get that the way you act isn't normal?

The other problem with conservative humor is that conservatives mainly feel their funny bones getting tickled when they see people hurt or humiliated. That's also quite abnormal. Normal people are more into seeing self-deprecation as funny, but stickuptheass conservatives are incapable of self-deprecation.

Liberals see humor as a means to be funny.

Conservatives see humor as a means to get revenge for all the imaginary crimes that have been committed against them. Hence, it's not funny.

Liberal humor is literally based on hatred and rage. That's all you folks know.

 

[mudwhistle]

This is one of the reasons why Trump cult losers fail so badly at humor. For sarcasm to be funny, it has to come close to reality. Trump cult losers reside in an alternate dimension, so they just come across and delusional and in need of an intervention.

Marvin, do you really not get that the way you act isn't normal?

The other problem with conservative humor is that conservatives mainly feel their funny bones getting tickled when they see people hurt or humiliated. That's also quite abnormal. Normal people are more into seeing self-deprecation as funny, but stickuptheass conservatives are incapable of self-deprecation.

Liberals see humor as a means to be funny.

Conservatives see humor as a means to get revenge for all the imaginary crimes that have been committed against them. Hence, it's not funny.

Ahhhh......so that's why you folks have no sense of humor.