"Anyone with needs to be prayed over, come forward, to the front at the altar," the Preacher says.
The Bass gets in line, and when it's his turn, the preacher asks: "Bass, what do you want me to pray about for you."
The Bass replies: "Preacher, I need you to pray for my hearing." The preacher puts one finger in The bass's ear, and he places the other hand on top of his head and prays and prays and prays, he prays a blue streak for the Bass.
After a few minutes, the Preacher removes his hands, stands back and asks,"Bass, how is your hearing now?"
The Bass says, "I don't know, Reverend, it ain't til next Wednesday!"
The Bass gets in line, and when it's his turn, the preacher asks: "Bass, what do you want me to pray about for you."
The Bass replies: "Preacher, I need you to pray for my hearing." The preacher puts one finger in The bass's ear, and he places the other hand on top of his head and prays and prays and prays, he prays a blue streak for the Bass.
After a few minutes, the Preacher removes his hands, stands back and asks,"Bass, how is your hearing now?"
The Bass says, "I don't know, Reverend, it ain't til next Wednesday!"