Why did Obama lie about breaking his buddy’s nose (no trolling from those who believe him)

It's pretty hard to believe that this guy ever "broke" anything, other than breaking some other guy's dick off in his ass. Look at those skinny arms. I could snap those like a twig.

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Queen: "Bicycle! Bicycle! I love to ride my bicycle, I love to ride my bike..."

"Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round.."

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Except in this case it's fat bottom guys.
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I mean yeah it doesn’t take a deeply cynical mind to question his story’s truth. In other words it’s obviously bullshit.


There are only 2 reasons I can think of that he lied about something as stupid as this. 1) He sees all the memes about him being a pussy and he wants to push back on that narrative
2) And this is the reason for the lie in my opinion. Blacks stereotypically are know for violence and losing their shit when a racial slur is hurled at them. I think Obama has gone to great lengths to prove “he’s down” with the black community. Despite being rich the dude moved to Harlem when he was in school. He also lived in a shithole in Chicago. I’ve seen him about how “the barbershops in Chicago know he’s black” more stereotypes. Recently he said blacks voted for Trump because hip hop culture respects wealth. This is obviously dealing with a racial complex IMO.

Any other theories?
He is instigating violence against white people. Simple as that.

If that's the case, I would suggest that Barack Obama locks himself in the bathroom, and punches his white half in the face until he passes out.
"God and guns! Smack! God and guns! Smack!" :laughing0301:
 
I mean yeah it doesn’t take a deeply cynical mind to question his story’s truth. In other words it’s obviously bullshit.


There are only 2 reasons I can think of that he lied about something as stupid as this. 1) He sees all the memes about him being a pussy and he wants to push back on that narrative
2) And this is the reason for the lie in my opinion. Blacks stereotypically are know for violence and losing their shit when a racial slur is hurled at them. I think Obama has gone to great lengths to prove “he’s down” with the black community. Despite being rich the dude moved to Harlem when he was in school. He also lived in a shithole in Chicago. I’ve seen him about how “the barbershops in Chicago know he’s black” more stereotypes. Recently he said blacks voted for Trump because hip hop culture respects wealth. This is obviously dealing with a racial complex IMO.

Any other theories?
I have a theory:

Obama told a true story about something that happens in every group of male friends that has ever lived.
 
Obama is not confident in his manhood...a real man would never discuss a physical altercation of their past....

You understand you are pointing your finger at many RWNJ keyboard warriors here, don't you? If I had a nickel for each right wing nutbag here who bragged about beating somebody up, I would have lots of nickels.
 
I mean yeah it doesn’t take a deeply cynical mind to question his story’s truth. In other words it’s obviously bullshit.


There are only 2 reasons I can think of that he lied about something as stupid as this. 1) He sees all the memes about him being a pussy and he wants to push back on that narrative
2) And this is the reason for the lie in my opinion. Blacks stereotypically are know for violence and losing their shit when a racial slur is hurled at them. I think Obama has gone to great lengths to prove “he’s down” with the black community. Despite being rich the dude moved to Harlem when he was in school. He also lived in a shithole in Chicago. I’ve seen him about how “the barbershops in Chicago know he’s black” more stereotypes. Recently he said blacks voted for Trump because hip hop culture respects wealth. This is obviously dealing with a racial complex IMO.

Any other theories?


You can keep your doctor if you like them?
 
I mean yeah it doesn’t take a deeply cynical mind to question his story’s truth. In other words it’s obviously bullshit.


There are only 2 reasons I can think of that he lied about something as stupid as this. 1) He sees all the memes about him being a pussy and he wants to push back on that narrative
2) And this is the reason for the lie in my opinion. Blacks stereotypically are know for violence and losing their shit when a racial slur is hurled at them. I think Obama has gone to great lengths to prove “he’s down” with the black community. Despite being rich the dude moved to Harlem when he was in school. He also lived in a shithole in Chicago. I’ve seen him about how “the barbershops in Chicago know he’s black” more stereotypes. Recently he said blacks voted for Trump because hip hop culture respects wealth. This is obviously dealing with a racial complex IMO.

Any other theories?

Maybe he was some weakling who failed to make the practice squad in college, so now he tries to butch it up as if he is athletic.

What kind of person.......
 
Obama is not confident in his manhood...a real man would never discuss a physical altercation of their past....

You understand you are pointing your finger at many RWNJ keyboard warriors here, don't you? If I had a nickel for each right wing nutbag here who bragged about beating somebody up, I would have lots of nickels.

You know, if you filled a sock with those nickels......
 
I mean yeah it doesn’t take a deeply cynical mind to question his story’s truth. In other words it’s obviously bullshit.


There are only 2 reasons I can think of that he lied about something as stupid as this. 1) He sees all the memes about him being a pussy and he wants to push back on that narrative
2) And this is the reason for the lie in my opinion. Blacks stereotypically are know for violence and losing their shit when a racial slur is hurled at them. I think Obama has gone to great lengths to prove “he’s down” with the black community. Despite being rich the dude moved to Harlem when he was in school. He also lived in a shithole in Chicago. I’ve seen him about how “the barbershops in Chicago know he’s black” more stereotypes. Recently he said blacks voted for Trump because hip hop culture respects wealth. This is obviously dealing with a racial complex IMO.

Any other theories?


You can keep your doctor if you like them?

I think he actually said, if you like your doctor you can beat them.
 

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