I was right. Beating up by way of righteous judgment on other people's religion is boring!
No, actually, it's kind of fun. Not that I really spare any religion. If I'm not making fun of your religion, it's because 1) I haven't taken enough time to learn about it, and 2) You aren't acting dickish enough to merit my ridicule. Obviously, I spend a lot of time mocking Catholics, Evangelicals, Zionists and Mormons because they are kind of dicks.
The verse about casting one's pearls before swine fully applies to any attempts to enlighten you.
The problem is, you won't get enlightenment from a religion that sugarcoats its past more than Disney movie, Bob.
As I said, I was brought up Catholic, and got 12 years of religious indoctrination from crazy frustrated lesbians and priests I didn't want to be left alone in a room with.
And when I got out of that environment, and started questioning it after the shitty way clergy members acted after my parents died, I found out about the really messed up shit in Catholic History.
I found out that the Pope was deep in bed with the Axis powers during World War II, or that they sanctioned inquisitions and crusades and other nastiness. I got to read the parts of the Bible they skipped over in Church like Jephthah sacrificing his virgin daughter because he made a foolish oath to God. I found out that pedophile priests weren't a bug, they were a design feature. There were even the fun parts like the Pornocracy of the 10th century. (No, it's not as fun as it sounds, it describes a time when women were pulling all the strings of the Church) or the Cadaver Synod (where Pope Steven VI dug up the body of Pope Formosus and put it on trial!)
Now, I live in a state with few Mormons, so I really didn't give your cult a lot of thought. I encountered some Mormons during my time in the service, and they were the most smile in your face, stab you in the back mother fuckers I ever met in my life. (And that's saying a lot, since way too many people I've encountered fall in that category.)
But it wasn't until Mitt Romney decided to hijack the GOP that I really started studying the crazy stuff you people believe. Magic Underwear, ruling your own planets in the afterlife, baptizing dead people, and of course, the entire hilarious life of Joseph Smith, a con artist who started believing his own bullshit. Not to mention the hilarious stories of Hebrews in the Americas who were turned dark because God was mad at them.
Now, final point for you and Butthead... I really don't have a big problem with Christianity. Most of what Jesus said (or was attributed to him) was pretty good advice.
You should treat other people the way you'd want to be treated.
You should care about the poor.
You should try to forgive those who wrong you. (I'm really working on that one, because I tend to hold grudges for decades!)
But once you organize it into churches and you have a Pope or a Prophet who benefits from all the goodies of being in charge of an organization of people who will give up their money, you get corruption. It's everything bad you believe about government, but worse because they don't answer to the people, they answer to an imaginary being in the sky they claim to be speaking for.
Since you aren't a very deep thinker, I don't expect any of this to get through to you.