deanrd
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It's great seeing all these happy people. Great looking crowd here. I have a few words to say about Former President Bush. The old one, Iraqi George Jr. is still kicking.
Wow, look at this crowd for Bush. Father of low energy Jeb and Iraqi George Jr. Small, nothing like at my inauguration which was the biggest crowd in history even though the lying press reported otherwise. But what do you expect? They are the enemy of the people.
But this is about George. I am going to speak about what he did to this country, er, FOR this country. Because I have a really good brain and I know lots of words. Good words. I even know some hard words.
Ah yes, George. I heard he could fly a plane. A really small plane. One of those planes with a wing on the top and a wing on the bottom. With all those wings, they must be easy to fly. Even George could fly one.
I'm not really sure what he did because I already know everything I need to know. So he probably didn't do a lot. But he was born in this country, unlike another disgraced president who's name I won't mention and who tapped my phone.
Some say Bush's Mexican grandson might run for president, but you have to be a citizen and I'm still working on changing that. Imagine, low energy Jeb is your father and a Mexican is your mother. I bet he's too lazy to even mow a lawn. I made ten billion dollars with a 25 cent loan from my dad. I wonder if Mrs. Housekeeping's son could even make a chalupa.
I heard he did good things for the economy. But nothing like me. I took an economy that was barely moving up, less than 15 thousand points under the Kenyan and now it's the best anyone has ever seen in the history of the Universe. All because of me.
And I was able to turn Bush's greatest enemy, Russia, and turn it into by best friend.
Well, it's been really great talking about John W. R. Bush, but I have a golf game in an hour so you all have fun and see you at the polls.
Bye now.
(he high fives the usher on the way out)
(as he leaves, he could be heard saying I kicked it out of the park)
Wow, look at this crowd for Bush. Father of low energy Jeb and Iraqi George Jr. Small, nothing like at my inauguration which was the biggest crowd in history even though the lying press reported otherwise. But what do you expect? They are the enemy of the people.
But this is about George. I am going to speak about what he did to this country, er, FOR this country. Because I have a really good brain and I know lots of words. Good words. I even know some hard words.
Ah yes, George. I heard he could fly a plane. A really small plane. One of those planes with a wing on the top and a wing on the bottom. With all those wings, they must be easy to fly. Even George could fly one.
I'm not really sure what he did because I already know everything I need to know. So he probably didn't do a lot. But he was born in this country, unlike another disgraced president who's name I won't mention and who tapped my phone.
Some say Bush's Mexican grandson might run for president, but you have to be a citizen and I'm still working on changing that. Imagine, low energy Jeb is your father and a Mexican is your mother. I bet he's too lazy to even mow a lawn. I made ten billion dollars with a 25 cent loan from my dad. I wonder if Mrs. Housekeeping's son could even make a chalupa.
I heard he did good things for the economy. But nothing like me. I took an economy that was barely moving up, less than 15 thousand points under the Kenyan and now it's the best anyone has ever seen in the history of the Universe. All because of me.
And I was able to turn Bush's greatest enemy, Russia, and turn it into by best friend.
Well, it's been really great talking about John W. R. Bush, but I have a golf game in an hour so you all have fun and see you at the polls.
Bye now.
(he high fives the usher on the way out)
(as he leaves, he could be heard saying I kicked it out of the park)
