Zone1 What kind of LDS Mormon are you (Utah)?

[hobelim]

You are a nutjob and everyone knows it but you.

Oh no! Woe is me!

What can I do to be saved? Go to church and, to demonstrate how sorry I am to be a nutjob, set aside the Law of God and turn to a lifeless piece of bread made by human hands for spiritual life?

Not by the hair on my chinny-chin-chin!

 

[ding]

I am amazed how unaware people are about how dangerous OTHER peoples religious beliefs are to the mental health of believers, the founding principles of this country, and stability of the world.

Have you read your own posts?

all of Israel will be saved.

I bear the great seal of the living God. Prophecy fulfilled.

every time you defy the law of my God

I can't see the good in doing what has been forbidden by my God.

you act like you can escape the hand of my God in this world or the next

You brazenly defy the Law that prohibits idolatry

You are already dead, in hell, and well along the way that leads to endless destruction.

My God is about to fart fiery angels out of the sky to remove all evil doers from their lofty positions.

 

[ding]

What can I do to be saved?

Love others as God loves you.
Do unto others as you would have them do to you.
Be better.

 

[hobelim]

Yes, the spirit gives life which is why flesh is of no avail. Your flesh was born to die.

Flesh was not about the flesh of the body. Dope. Flesh in the context of what Jesus was teaching is a new metaphor replacing bread, manna from heaven, the preexisting metaphor for teaching from God, the food of angels. Meat is far more satisfying to the mind, the soul, than bread is. DUH

"My flesh is real meat." Why would Jesus say that if he was talking about the flesh of his body unless the flesh of his body is the body of his teaching, again, words that are both spirit and life.

Take your head out of your ass and try to think rationally as if your life depended on it because it does.

 

[ding]

Flesh was not about the flesh of the body. Dope. Flesh in the context of what Jesus was teaching is a new metaphor replacing bread, manna from heaven, the preexisting metaphor for teaching from God, the food of angels. Meat is far more satisfying to the mind, the soul, than bread is. DUH

"My flesh is real meat." Why would Jesus say that if he was talking about the flesh of his body unless the flesh of his body is the body of his teaching, again, words that are both spirit and life.

Take your head out of your ass and try to think rationally as if your life depended on it because it does.

Jesus said otherwise.

 

[hobelim]

Have you read your own posts?

Yes. Whats your point? Do they seem nutty to you who seeks spiritual life from a piece of bread?





"Time was when many were aghast at you ,my people, so now many nations recoil at sight of him, and kings shut their mouths in disgust; for they see what they had never been told and things unheard before fill their thoughts"

 

[hobelim]

Do unto others as you would have them do to you.

Well thats what I am already doing. Yay!

If I was brainwashed into "believing" that I will be granted eternal life by doing that which results in death I would hope to God that someone had the balls to alert me to the absurdity of that bullshit.

I am saved! Hallelujah! Praise God! Thank you Jesus!

Can I get a woof woof, a moo moo, a quack quack, an oink oink, a hee haw? An ooh ooh ahh ahh?

 

[ding]

Whats your point?

That your posts convict you of being a fanatical religious nutjob.

 

[ding]

Well thats what I am already doing. Yay!

If I was brainwashed into "believing" that I will be granted eternal life by doing that which results in death I would hope to God that someone had the balls to alert me to the absurdity of that bullshit.

I am saved! Hallelujah! Praise God! Thank you Jesus!

Can I get a woof woof? An oink oink? A hee haw? An ooh ooh ahh ahh?

You are satisfying your urges because it feels good to you.

 

[hobelim]

The flesh is of no avail. John 6:63

"My flesh is real meat." John 6:55

You seem to be caught between a rock and a hard place.

Enjoy!

 

[ding]

"My flesh is real meat." John 6:55

You seem to be caught between a rock and a hard place.

Enjoy!

Yes, Jesus' flesh is real meat and his blood is real blood and has been poured out to reconcile justice with mercy.

 

[hobelim]

Yes, Jesus' flesh is real meat and his blood is real blood and has been poured out to reconcile justice with mercy.

But you just said "the flesh is of no avail."

Fascinating!

 

[ding]

But you just said "the flesh is of no avail."

Fascinating!

Correct. The flesh is of no avail. That's why it could be sacrificed. But what you are sacrificing is your spirit when you blaspheme the Holy Spirit with your truculence.

 

[John Edgar Slow Horses]

paying you back in your own coin. SINNER! Who allowed satan to enter his mind to perpetuate lies

You brazenly defy the Law that prohibits idolatry. If scripture is the truth, the very Word of God, and if God is God you are already dead, in hell, and well along the way that leads to destruction. You die every time you brazenly defy the Law of my God at mass, never finding peace in death.

You worship the Antichrist, an austere false substitute counterfeit Jesus, an edible triune mangod that never actually existed, conjured from the depths of a Roman hell and unleashed on the world in 325 CE. to beguile and subjugate "the nations" and conquer the world under the sign of the Mithran cross representing the Babylonian mystery religion of the Roman government and military.

Your obscenities and sinfulness are as obvious as a white boulder in the middle of a plowed field; the mark of the beast Satans signature is like a giant black thumbprint on the middle of your chin.


I don't need to do anything. You sold your soul for a maudlin bullshit story and a pocket full of lies.
You are in a world of trouble promoting as good what God has forbidden under penalty of death. Not me. I've shown where wrong and right and judgment lie. My hands have been washed clean.

You defy the Law of my God as an expression of your love and devotion, derp, and desecrate the teaching of Jesus while celebrating his death as a "perfect human sacrifice" professing to believe that an innocent man died for your sins so you can remain an asshole and sin with impunity for life

Is that the best you can do? You need to do better. If not you will never enter the kingdom of God
Because I have come and spoken to you now you can do better, if you have any faith at all to do it.

No need to thank me. Thirty pieces of silver will do. lol



I am not angry about anything. I am having the time of my life dwelling in the sanctuary of my God.

Any other questions?

Take your time......

You must be a gnostic sinner of some sort.

 

[hobelim]

Correct. The flesh is of no avail. That's why it could be sacrificed. But what you are sacrificing is your spirit when you blaspheme the Holy Spirit with your truculence.

No, I have eaten, consumed, the entire Body of Christ. I comprehend every single word, and do it.

You desecrate the words of Jesus, words from God, by claiming it can be turned into bread and handed out like a cheap snack food that you eat one day and shit out of your ass the next.

I am so happy for you that you "believe" that you are going to hebbin, just as soon as you die after defying the Law of God and desecrating the words of Jesus for your entire life..

 

[John Edgar Slow Horses]

hobelim is gobbling good stuff.

 

[ding]

No, I eat have consumed the entire Body of Christ, comprehend every single word, and do it.

You desecrate the words of Jesus, words from God, by claiming it can be turned into bread and handed out like a cheap snack food that you eat one day and shit out of your ass the next.

I am so happy for you that you "believe" that you are going to hebbin, just as soon as you die after defying the Law of God and desecrating the words of Jesus for your entire life..

Your behaviors say otherwise.

Matthew 7:21-23

 

[ding]

You must be a gnostic sinner of some sort.

Gnostic Christians rejected the material. Hobelim rejects the spiritual.

 

[ding]

I am so happy for you that you "believe" that you are going to hebbin

No one knows their fate. Not even me.

 

[hobelim]

Gnostic Christians rejected the material. Hobelim rejects the spiritual.

I see nothing inherently evil in the universe. So I am not Gnostic. However I do openly reject your idea of "the spiritual", dying every single time you defy the Law of God at mass, Whee!, never finding peace in death. Now I do acknowledge that you are having a deeply profound spiritual experience every time as you said "your soul bursts at the seams", its just not a very good one.