Blackrook
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A bunch of guys, two thousand years ago, got together and said, "Hey, there's a new rabbi in town, named Jesus. Let's go ask him about Moses' laws about divorce."
They went to look for Jesus.
Now, please recall that in those days there were no cellphones, so these guys couldn't call Jesus and ask him where he was. They could not track him. They had to find Jesus the old-fashioned way, by looking around town, asking people where Jesus was.
I remember when you had to find someone that way, it was difficult and took time.
What if, these guys never found Jesus?
Or what if, he left town before they could find him?
And they forgot about asking Jesus about divorce and no one else ever thought to ask him?
Then I'd not have the quandary I have today.
Because these guys did find Jesus, and they asked him about Moses' laws about divorce, and he said, "Oh no, Moses gave into you because you have hard hearts. The truth is, divorce is always wrong because husband and wife are joined as one body since Adam and Eve that's been true. If you get a divorce, and marry another, that's adultery."
And because Jesus gave that new teaching, and it got into the Bible, the Catholic Church does not allow divorce and remarriage.
Leaving me without a Church because I'm not inclined to give up sex until I die decades from now.
I'm stubborn? I should give up sex if it means I get to heaven?
What if I join the Episcopalians? Maybe God lets Episcopalians into heaven even though they let people divorce and remarry?
I tried. I went to an Episcopalian Mass and I thought it was great. The clerical gowns, the altar, the candles, even the Eucharist, it all looked so Catholic I was very happy.
But then I got stupid and asked the priest about the Eucharist. Do the Episcopalians believe it is the True Presence of Christ?
"I do," said the priest, "but some in my parish think it's only a symbol."
"Really?"
"And that's OK with me."
Stupid me, asking such a stupid question.
I should have eaten their wafer and pretended it was really the Eucharist.
My problem is, I got to pick at that scab.
They went to look for Jesus.
Now, please recall that in those days there were no cellphones, so these guys couldn't call Jesus and ask him where he was. They could not track him. They had to find Jesus the old-fashioned way, by looking around town, asking people where Jesus was.
I remember when you had to find someone that way, it was difficult and took time.
What if, these guys never found Jesus?
Or what if, he left town before they could find him?
And they forgot about asking Jesus about divorce and no one else ever thought to ask him?
Then I'd not have the quandary I have today.
Because these guys did find Jesus, and they asked him about Moses' laws about divorce, and he said, "Oh no, Moses gave into you because you have hard hearts. The truth is, divorce is always wrong because husband and wife are joined as one body since Adam and Eve that's been true. If you get a divorce, and marry another, that's adultery."
And because Jesus gave that new teaching, and it got into the Bible, the Catholic Church does not allow divorce and remarriage.
Leaving me without a Church because I'm not inclined to give up sex until I die decades from now.
I'm stubborn? I should give up sex if it means I get to heaven?
What if I join the Episcopalians? Maybe God lets Episcopalians into heaven even though they let people divorce and remarry?
I tried. I went to an Episcopalian Mass and I thought it was great. The clerical gowns, the altar, the candles, even the Eucharist, it all looked so Catholic I was very happy.
But then I got stupid and asked the priest about the Eucharist. Do the Episcopalians believe it is the True Presence of Christ?
"I do," said the priest, "but some in my parish think it's only a symbol."
"Really?"
"And that's OK with me."
Stupid me, asking such a stupid question.
I should have eaten their wafer and pretended it was really the Eucharist.
My problem is, I got to pick at that scab.