Had carnal knowledge of my room mate's Mom in a Dodge Caravan conversion on the dealer's showroom floor, one slow Tuesday evening.
Wanted to learn to sail.
Bought a special issue of Sailing magazine devoted exclusively to learning to sail. I think that was it's actual cover title.
Read it from cover to cover.
Went to Lake Merritt in Oakland, rented a sailboat and learned to sail at a very novice level, but I did what I intended to do. Practice could come later.
Wanted to learn to ice skate.
Read book on how to do the basics.
Went to rink.
Rented skates.
Learned to skate at a very basic level but practice could take place later if I wanted to.
Wanted to learn to fly.
Getting the idea yet?
Went to the library, read a book on the best way to learn to fly.
I took its advice.
I went to a reputable ground school, studied then took 10 hours of instruction.
I can take off and I can land.
If I wanted to do it some more I could.