You go on vacation for a month, get home and squatters live there.

The squatters usually change the locks on the house after they break in. The Police won't help you it's crazy. Not sure what I would do. Maybe late night drone "attacks" with loud recorded sounds like gun shots, explosions, etc.

I know where I can borrow an honest-to-God air raid siren. That would be SO worth the case of beer.

It would be a good time to have Orkin tent and fog the house for termites.

In cooler weather, just block the exhaust for the furnace. The problem solves itself.
 
On second thought........................

I think I'd have more fun with them, if I made them believe the house was haunted with an evil spirit.

ROFLMAO
 
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Good honey is simply not to be beat! I get some wonderful honey from the nearby Hutterite colony.

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Honey is recommended to assist to longer living. The Honey I am eating is unique in that it is not liquid, it is naturally taken from the bees as a kind of paste.

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Honey is recommended to assist to longer living. The Honey I am eating is unique in that it is not liquid, it is naturally taken from the bees as a kind of paste.

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Yes, real honey tends to crystalize quickly when removed from the hive and the combs.
The pasturized and filtered stuff....and the honey that has additives, will stay clear for a long time.

It also varies on the storage conditions of the honey and the type of plants the bees polinated.
 
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