You're right. I'm a simple girl. Give me food, give me sex, and I'm pretty much happy.
You know what's not simple? Swedish-Russian international relations. The two countries have a long thousand year history, predominantly as adversaries. In recent decades relations have been increasingly sour as both continue to vie for control of the Baltic, while ideological differences continue to divide the two. One famous incident from the 80s saw a Russian Whiskey class submarine run ashore along the Swedish coast, prompting the Swedes to initiate a naval blockade along their territorial water line to prevent the Russians from sending rescue teams, with orders to open fire on any Russian ship that attempted to cross the line. The incident became known as 'whiskey on the rocks.'
Take all of that, then add in the purpose of the post-war 'alliances' that were referenced from the beginning (i.e. NATO, whose purpose has always been "To keep Germany down, Russia out, by keeping the US in") an intelligent person who is well informed on the fundamentals of 21st century international relations in the western world can put two-and-two together.
But once again, you prove that you're just not part of that group. Keep it up and I'll have to start charging you for all these spankings.