What do you think of my dress?

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That was yesterday I went to a Mary Chaplet here in my town for laudes morning prayer and I was dressed like this. Black collar shirt. Black Hat. Black Lewis boots, black wool coat, black pants.

 

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Where is the dress?

I thought this was a coming "out" thread.
 

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That was yesterday I went to a Mary Chaplet here in my town for laudes morning prayer and I was dressed like this. Black collar shirt. Black Hat. Black Lewis boots, black wool coat, black pants.

You look like a Sicilian Mafioso
 

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I think that with a body like yours, you should stop wearing clothes and go naked. its what your fans want!
 

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I think that with a body like yours, you should stop wearing clothes and go naked. its what your fans want!
Only if he warns those of us with sensitive eyes first.
Really don't want that image burned into my head.
 

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Somebody said you need more buttresses or pylons. If they didn't they should have.
 

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Where is the dress?

I thought this was a coming "out" thread.

I just wonder if this is a group effort of following Boris around idolizing himself doing nothing or if this is a SOLO effort?

At least then we'd know why he always holds the camera with his LEFT hand.



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I think you have a problem. Have you ever started a thread that wasn't about you?
 

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That was yesterday I went to a Mary Chaplet here in my town for laudes morning prayer and I was dressed like this. Black collar shirt. Black Hat. Black Lewis boots, black wool coat, black pants.

You look like a Sicilian Mafioso
Maybe a "desperado" in a Clint Eastwood movie...

Mortimer ---- "desperado" is a bad guy down on the US southern border..

It's fashionable. It's cool.. But it's dramatic...
 

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That was yesterday I went to a Mary Chaplet here in my town for laudes morning prayer and I was dressed like this. Black collar shirt. Black Hat. Black Lewis boots, black wool coat, black pants. (shades)

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You need to practice your smile there Morty and I'm glad you weren't wearing a dress.. I'd go with a Indiana Jones sorta fedora but you do look cool enough.

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That was yesterday I went to a Mary Chaplet here in my town for laudes morning prayer and I was dressed like this. Black collar shirt. Black Hat. Black Lewis boots, black wool coat, black pants.
You look like a Sicilian Mafioso
Maybe a "desperado" in a Clint Eastwood movie... Mortimer ---- "desperado"
THEME FROM MORTIMER:

He's Hot. He's Kool. He's kind of a Dangerous guy . . . .


 
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That was yesterday I went to a Mary Chaplet here in my town for laudes morning prayer and I was dressed like this. Black collar shirt. Black Hat. Black Lewis boots, black wool coat, black pants.

You look like a Sicilian Mafioso
Maybe a "desperado" in a Clint Eastwood movie...

Mortimer ---- "desperado" is a bad guy down on the US southern border..

It's fashionable. It's cool.. But it's dramatic...
Is a desperado a latino or a american white guy?
 

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That was yesterday I went to a Mary Chaplet here in my town for laudes morning prayer and I was dressed like this. Black collar shirt. Black Hat. Black Lewis boots, black wool coat, black pants.

You look like a Sicilian Mafioso
Maybe a "desperado" in a Clint Eastwood movie...

Mortimer ---- "desperado" is a bad guy down on the US southern border..

It's fashionable. It's cool.. But it's dramatic...
Is a desperado a latino or a american white guy?

He's an outlaw----- a hardened fugitive from the law living on the dangerous edge of life.

Like you, Mortimer.



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That was yesterday I went to a Mary Chaplet here in my town for laudes morning prayer and I was dressed like this. Black collar shirt. Black Hat. Black Lewis boots, black wool coat, black pants.

You look like a Sicilian Mafioso
Maybe a "desperado" in a Clint Eastwood movie...

Mortimer ---- "desperado" is a bad guy down on the US southern border..

It's fashionable. It's cool.. But it's dramatic...
Is a desperado a latino or a american white guy?
No specific race.. Just a mean looking dude that probably has a "job" that is not quite legal... LOL......
 

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That was yesterday I went to a Mary Chaplet here in my town for laudes morning prayer and I was dressed like this. Black collar shirt. Black Hat. Black Lewis boots, black wool coat, black pants.





U.S. Border Patrol is currently hiring. Pretty sure you can scare everyone back to the other side with that outfit.
Either that or UBER.


And, while were on that subject, what do you think of my dog? could he make it in Austria? would he be confused as a Gypsy dog?
 

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That was yesterday I went to a Mary Chaplet here in my town for laudes morning prayer and I was dressed like this. Black collar shirt. Black Hat. Black Lewis boots, black wool coat, black pants.

You look like a Sicilian Mafioso
Maybe a "desperado" in a Clint Eastwood movie...

Mortimer ---- "desperado" is a bad guy down on the US southern border..

It's fashionable. It's cool.. But it's dramatic...
Is a desperado a latino or a american white guy?


A desperado was typically either one or the other, Latino or a white guy... but it usually would reference an outlaw in the southern desert, or along the U.S. Mexican border. And it is possible I suppose a desperado could also be African American.... or even Chinese as well but that would have been more rare.
 
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That was yesterday I went to a Mary Chaplet here in my town for laudes morning prayer and I was dressed like this. Black collar shirt. Black Hat. Black Lewis boots, black wool coat, black pants.





U.S. Border Patrol is currently hiring. Pretty sure you can scare everyone back to the other side with that outfit.
Either that or UBER.


And, while were on that subject, what do you think of my dog? could he make it in Austria? would he be confused as a Gypsy dog?
Mean looking dog. Could be either a skinhead dog or a "gang banger"(mean brutale immigrant type) dog.
 
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