What do you think of my dress?

Mortimer

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That was yesterday I went to a Mary Chaplet here in my town for laudes morning prayer and I was dressed like this. Black collar shirt. Black Hat. Black Lewis boots, black wool coat, black pants.

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That was yesterday I went to a Mary Chaplet here in my town for laudes morning prayer and I was dressed like this. Black collar shirt. Black Hat. Black Lewis boots, black wool coat, black pants.

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You look like a Sicilian Mafioso
 
I think that with a body like yours, you should stop wearing clothes and go naked. its what your fans want!
 
That was yesterday I went to a Mary Chaplet here in my town for laudes morning prayer and I was dressed like this. Black collar shirt. Black Hat. Black Lewis boots, black wool coat, black pants.

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You look like a Sicilian Mafioso

Maybe a "desperado" in a Clint Eastwood movie...

Mortimer ---- "desperado" is a bad guy down on the US southern border..

It's fashionable. It's cool.. But it's dramatic...
 
That was yesterday I went to a Mary Chaplet here in my town for laudes morning prayer and I was dressed like this. Black collar shirt. Black Hat. Black Lewis boots, black wool coat, black pants. (shades)

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You need to practice your smile there Morty and I'm glad you weren't wearing a dress.. I'd go with a Indiana Jones sorta fedora but you do look cool enough.

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That was yesterday I went to a Mary Chaplet here in my town for laudes morning prayer and I was dressed like this. Black collar shirt. Black Hat. Black Lewis boots, black wool coat, black pants.
You look like a Sicilian Mafioso
Maybe a "desperado" in a Clint Eastwood movie... Mortimer ---- "desperado"

THEME FROM MORTIMER:

He's Hot. He's Kool. He's kind of a Dangerous guy . . . .


 
That was yesterday I went to a Mary Chaplet here in my town for laudes morning prayer and I was dressed like this. Black collar shirt. Black Hat. Black Lewis boots, black wool coat, black pants.

86704181_1516727798478489_2082825913245892608_n.jpg
86858037_1516727838478485_3935893229597097984_n.jpg
86620793_1516727901811812_904990823773372416_n.jpg
86430131_1516727965145139_3318926434566668288_n.jpg
86809043_1516728015145134_9223155183956000768_n.jpg
86601691_1516728071811795_5254599793224712192_n.jpg
86864353_1516728141811788_4353066280685666304_n.jpg
86475805_1516728195145116_1655915209224617984_n.jpg
86651948_1516728248478444_6192588537200640000_n.jpg
You look like a Sicilian Mafioso

Maybe a "desperado" in a Clint Eastwood movie...

Mortimer ---- "desperado" is a bad guy down on the US southern border..

It's fashionable. It's cool.. But it's dramatic...

Is a desperado a latino or a american white guy?
 
That was yesterday I went to a Mary Chaplet here in my town for laudes morning prayer and I was dressed like this. Black collar shirt. Black Hat. Black Lewis boots, black wool coat, black pants.

86704181_1516727798478489_2082825913245892608_n.jpg
86858037_1516727838478485_3935893229597097984_n.jpg
86620793_1516727901811812_904990823773372416_n.jpg
86430131_1516727965145139_3318926434566668288_n.jpg
86809043_1516728015145134_9223155183956000768_n.jpg
86601691_1516728071811795_5254599793224712192_n.jpg
86864353_1516728141811788_4353066280685666304_n.jpg
86475805_1516728195145116_1655915209224617984_n.jpg
86651948_1516728248478444_6192588537200640000_n.jpg
You look like a Sicilian Mafioso

Maybe a "desperado" in a Clint Eastwood movie...

Mortimer ---- "desperado" is a bad guy down on the US southern border..

It's fashionable. It's cool.. But it's dramatic...

Is a desperado a latino or a american white guy?


He's an outlaw----- a hardened fugitive from the law living on the dangerous edge of life.

Like you, Mortimer.



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That was yesterday I went to a Mary Chaplet here in my town for laudes morning prayer and I was dressed like this. Black collar shirt. Black Hat. Black Lewis boots, black wool coat, black pants.

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86858037_1516727838478485_3935893229597097984_n.jpg
86620793_1516727901811812_904990823773372416_n.jpg
86430131_1516727965145139_3318926434566668288_n.jpg
86809043_1516728015145134_9223155183956000768_n.jpg
86601691_1516728071811795_5254599793224712192_n.jpg
86864353_1516728141811788_4353066280685666304_n.jpg
86475805_1516728195145116_1655915209224617984_n.jpg
86651948_1516728248478444_6192588537200640000_n.jpg
You look like a Sicilian Mafioso

Maybe a "desperado" in a Clint Eastwood movie...

Mortimer ---- "desperado" is a bad guy down on the US southern border..

It's fashionable. It's cool.. But it's dramatic...

Is a desperado a latino or a american white guy?

No specific race.. Just a mean looking dude that probably has a "job" that is not quite legal... LOL......
 
That was yesterday I went to a Mary Chaplet here in my town for laudes morning prayer and I was dressed like this. Black collar shirt. Black Hat. Black Lewis boots, black wool coat, black pants.

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86858037_1516727838478485_3935893229597097984_n.jpg
86620793_1516727901811812_904990823773372416_n.jpg
86430131_1516727965145139_3318926434566668288_n.jpg
86809043_1516728015145134_9223155183956000768_n.jpg
86601691_1516728071811795_5254599793224712192_n.jpg
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U.S. Border Patrol is currently hiring. Pretty sure you can scare everyone back to the other side with that outfit.
Either that or UBER.


And, while were on that subject, what do you think of my dog? could he make it in Austria? would he be confused as a Gypsy dog?
 
That was yesterday I went to a Mary Chaplet here in my town for laudes morning prayer and I was dressed like this. Black collar shirt. Black Hat. Black Lewis boots, black wool coat, black pants.

86704181_1516727798478489_2082825913245892608_n.jpg
86858037_1516727838478485_3935893229597097984_n.jpg
86620793_1516727901811812_904990823773372416_n.jpg
86430131_1516727965145139_3318926434566668288_n.jpg
86809043_1516728015145134_9223155183956000768_n.jpg
86601691_1516728071811795_5254599793224712192_n.jpg
86864353_1516728141811788_4353066280685666304_n.jpg
86475805_1516728195145116_1655915209224617984_n.jpg
86651948_1516728248478444_6192588537200640000_n.jpg
You look like a Sicilian Mafioso

Maybe a "desperado" in a Clint Eastwood movie...

Mortimer ---- "desperado" is a bad guy down on the US southern border..

It's fashionable. It's cool.. But it's dramatic...

Is a desperado a latino or a american white guy?



A desperado was typically either one or the other, Latino or a white guy... but it usually would reference an outlaw in the southern desert, or along the U.S. Mexican border. And it is possible I suppose a desperado could also be African American.... or even Chinese as well but that would have been more rare.
 
That was yesterday I went to a Mary Chaplet here in my town for laudes morning prayer and I was dressed like this. Black collar shirt. Black Hat. Black Lewis boots, black wool coat, black pants.

86704181_1516727798478489_2082825913245892608_n.jpg
86858037_1516727838478485_3935893229597097984_n.jpg
86620793_1516727901811812_904990823773372416_n.jpg
86430131_1516727965145139_3318926434566668288_n.jpg
86809043_1516728015145134_9223155183956000768_n.jpg
86601691_1516728071811795_5254599793224712192_n.jpg
86864353_1516728141811788_4353066280685666304_n.jpg
86475805_1516728195145116_1655915209224617984_n.jpg
86651948_1516728248478444_6192588537200640000_n.jpg





U.S. Border Patrol is currently hiring. Pretty sure you can scare everyone back to the other side with that outfit.
Either that or UBER.


And, while were on that subject, what do you think of my dog? could he make it in Austria? would he be confused as a Gypsy dog?

Mean looking dog. Could be either a skinhead dog or a "gang banger"(mean brutale immigrant type) dog.
 

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