What Animals Could You Beat In A Fight?

[tyroneweaver]

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I can't even hold a 12LB mini Aussie long enough to clip her nails.


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do you live in Australa?
I lived in Perth, albany, mildura and adelaide

 

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do you live in Australa?
I lived in Perth, albany, mildura and adelaide

my niece married one. omg - i love them.... such potty mouths!!!!!

 

[The Duke]

A Diamondback. Gator. Hog.

 

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do you live in Australa?
I lived in Perth, albany, mildura and adelaide

they have some sick spiders on their island.

 

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A Diamondback. Gator. Hog.

was that in the movies, marion?

 

[The Duke]

was that in the movies, marion?

I left out a lot of smaller critters.
I've actually done quite a bit of animal control.
Ex: Banty Rooster. He is with us no longer.
I've killed 11 Diamondbacks.

 

[hjmick]

That went away some years ago for me.

That makes two of us...

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

do you live in Australa?
I lived in Perth, albany, mildura and adelaide

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Nope.

It's one of the very few other places I'd consider living, other that America.

No, the Aussie Shepherd is an American breed, strangely enough.


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[yidnar]

I could take on a possum..I am not scared of coyotes or black bears..but don't go outta my way to mess with them

geese are just fucking mean

a buddy of mine had 2 geese on his farm that would team up and would go after anyone they didn't recognize ..I called them the Road Warriors ..

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

I laughed the whole video

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Give you three guesses about what demographic would be stupid enough to get themselves into that situation. I mean, a starter pistol could make enough noise to shoo the bear away. It was probably chuckling at the squeaky pleas of that idiot.


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[sealybobo]

lol ! the 6 % who think they could beat a grizzly are a special kind of stupid .. the grizzly a subspecies in the brown bear family are the most dangerous predators on land ..

Grizzly bears are incredibly strong animals. They possess a powerful bite force, estimated at around 1,000 pounds per square inch. They also have the ability to lift heavy objects, exceeding their own body weight. Studies have shown that a grizzly bear can exert forces exceeding 1,200 pounds, far surpassing what even the strongest humans can do.

I understand the feeling of being invincible. When I was younger I felt it. So I can see someone saying "I think I would SURVIVE a bear attack". Survive. But even then I wouldn't think I was going to survive. I would PRAY I'm going to survive. And if I did, I would consider it a miracle. Most people would. Now it would not be an actual miracle.

A miracle would be someone beating up a grizzly. Now that would be a freakin miracle right? LOL.

 

[sealybobo]

LOL....Let me tell you something, if you have never live-trapped a male Bobcat I can tell you 1st hand that I'd not want to scrap with it in an enclosed space. 40#+ of teeth/claws/anger.

It don't smell the best either.

That's a good one. A bobcat. Do I think if I was mad enough I could eventually get it in a headlock and snap it's neck? Or would it thrash me with those claws and teeth.

Compare it to a serial killer who has just one knife. And you don't. Chances are, you are going to die. Right? So the bobcat has 20 knives on it's 4 feet plus 28 sharp teeth. And they are way faster than a human serial killer.

So I'm going to say no I can't take a bobcat.

But I feel I can take a coyote. It's just a medium size dog right?

 

[yidnar]

lol ...

the bear got revenge for being maced ..

 

[Freedomisneverfree]

I remember when I was young enough that a cougar would chase me...

Do you think Sarandon is a hot cougar?

 

[hjmick]

Do you think Sarandon is a hot cougar?

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She is in that picture...

But she kind of annoys me.

 

[sealybobo]

There was that one guy who was attacked by a mountain lion and he strangled it to death with only his bare hands.

That is crazy. I can't imagine dealing with the front and back claws digging into you as you are trying to choke it out. Maybe he had winter gear on so it wasn't cutting him up as much?

 

[sealybobo]

that wont work on a grizz ..

You made me think of this scene in Blazing Saddles

 

[gtopa1]

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And mine had teeth and wasn't afraid to use them when she was pissed. I left all grooming to the pros.


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We had a little Aussie Terrier that was given to us and I was the only one who could bath it(I was about 13 yo)...by holding it's bottom jaw. I wore a heavy work glove. It was a biter and loved walkies. It bit one of my one siblings too often and we gave it away to a lovely couple who were after a bit of a guard dog as well as company. Their whole street was burgled over a few days by a gang from " a bad part of town" ...except their place. Two years later they asked us how we bathed him. Not sure what mum said. lol

Greg

 

[yidnar]

I left out a lot of smaller critters.
I've actually done quite a bit of animal control.
Ex: Banty Rooster. He is with us no longer.
I've killed 11 Diamondbacks.

Banty roosters pound for pound are extremely aggressive fighters ..

 

[sealybobo]

I could take on a possum..I am not scared of coyotes or black bears..but don't go outta my way to mess with them

geese are just fucking mean

Geese are nothing. Try fighting a swan. Much tougher. I had one attack me because i was on my stand up jetski. They hate them. So I grabbed the back of it's head and body and dunked it under water. I was in waste high water. Sand bar.

Anyways, I dunked it and let it go, turned to start my jetski, looked back and it came out of the water wings spread. Looked like a 10 feet wing span. The thing looked HUGE! But he didn't want any more of me. He was all show. I drove away and from then on he and I have an understanding. I would slowly putz in (100 feet from shore you can't go fast) and I'm just in the water letting my jetski drag me in. The swan would come and hiss and circle me and I would talk to it, reminding it what I did to it at the sand bar the last time it fucked with me. LOL. Real calm voice.

My little dog fucks with them. One day they're going to kill him. But when they get too close I tell him to back off and I remind them what I will do to them if I have to. They know me. LOL