What Animals Could You Beat In A Fight?

[deannalw]

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And mine had teeth and wasn't afraid to use them when she was pissed. I left all grooming to the pros.


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Chloe wore out the pros... Last time she got her nails done at the vet, James held her while the vet clipped and everyone came out looking like they survived a bomb.

She does adorable to horrible in 2.1 seconds.

 

[1srelluc]

One of the meanest critters I ever tried to tame was a groundhog....It was just a little guy when I found it half-drowned after a flash flood.....I raised it till full grown and it was mean the whole time. It would growl at you. Ate good though.

I finally let it go and it stayed just off the yard where it dug it's den. It stayed there several years till it died of old age over winter I guess.

One Spring it did not open the den and that was it. I suspect it was 5-6 years old which is about their lifespan.

 

[lg325]

I have wrestled down some hogs in my younger days. Big mean things come in small packages not just bobcats,racoons can give you a fight.

 

[deannalw]

reminded me of this scene in the revenant, w/ leonardo decaprio

I never thought much of the guy, but he truly excelled in that movie. He was fantastic.

 

[1srelluc]

The way you beat a Grizzly, or any other bear for that matter is
with a another person who is slower than you are. It's where the
obese come in handy in the wild.

Fun thread!

 

[hjmick]

A chihuahua... given the right circumstances...

Scary...

 

[playtime]

lol ...

 

[hjmick]

The way you beat a Grizzly, or any other bear for that matter is
with a another person who is slower than you are. It's where the
obese come in handy in the wild.

I've been saying this for years... you don't need to be the fastest person in the party, just faster than the slowest person...

 

[deannalw]

I have wrestled down some hogs in my younger days. Big mean things come in small packages not just bobcats,racoons can give you a fight.

Hogs are scarier than most folks think. My aunt had a momma pig that scared everybody cuz she made it known she'd eat your face off. I was a lil kidlin and fell from the log fence into her pen. She was rushing across to me with her giant mouth wide open and my uncle Ralph pulled me up and out by my ponytail.

That was exciting.

Or something.

 

[1srelluc]

LOL....I bought a 10mm M1911 the other day.....You are supposed to be able to stop any North American critter with it.

I looked at the cartridge and thought, yeah right, a lot of wishful thinking going on there.

 

[Freedomisneverfree]

Cougar: Because I am one.

 

[deannalw]

lol ...

I laughed the whole video

 

[Meathead]

I can kick a snails ass.

 

[1srelluc]

lol ...

That one is a classic....I bet the thread on ARFCOM went 30 pages.

 

[1srelluc]

Cougar: Because I am one.

 

[deannalw]

I can kick a snails ass.

How do you even find a snail's ass?

 

[hjmick]

Cougar: Because I am one.

I remember when I was young enough that a cougar would chase me...

 

[Meathead]

How do you even find a snail's ass?

dunno, never looked.

 

[hjmick]

A chihuahua... given the right circumstances...


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Scary...

From Reddit:

How many Chihuahuas would it take to kill a man ​

How many Chihuahuas would it take to overrun and kill a 180lb 5'10 man? Assume it's happening in a big open field like a dog park, and there's nothing the man can jump on to get away. They're on one side and he's on the other, and he's got no armor. The Chihuahuas are pissed and bloodlusted because the man made fun of them for shivering in 90 degree weather. He also made fun of their funny little bandanas.

R1: Man is unarmed
R2: Man has a baseball bat
R3: Man is shit faced drunk with the bat
R4: Same as 3 but no bat

Bonus round: The man in R1 is The Rock

 

[The Duke]

I remember when I was young enough that a cougar would chase me...

That went away some years ago for me.