What Animals Could You Beat In A Fight?

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

We had a little Aussie Terrier that was given to us and I was the only one who could bath it(I was about 13 yo)...by holding it's bottom jaw. I wore a heavy work glove. It was a biter and loved walkies. It bit one of my one siblings too often and we gave it away to a lovely couple who were after a bit of a guard dog as well as company. Their whole street was burgled over a few days by a gang from " a bad part of town" ...except their place. Two years later they asked us how we bathed him. Not sure what mum said. lol

Greg

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I was unfamiliar with the breed until just now, when I looked it up. What a beauty! The sandies are amazing looking! I can imagine them sending the bad guys packing.

I have limited experiences with terriers -- I had one mixed breed, who was a fairly gentle gent.


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[sealybobo]

I'll definitely kick a honey Badgers ass.

With a shotgun.

I feel so safe up north MI on my brothers property but I shouldn't.

Bear
Coyote
Bobcat

Thank God no wolves YET. But they are close.

Mostly I worry for my dog. But a black bear could kill me. Especially a mama.

 

[gtopa1]

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Nope.

It's one of the very few other places I'd consider living, other that America.

No, the Aussie Shepherd is an American breed, strangely enough.


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Whoops; I thought you meant Aussie Terrier.

Our's was placed THIRD at show in the baby puppy class; would have won but it bit the judge...true that!

Greg

 

[Zincwarrior]

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I can't even hold a 12LB mini Aussie long enough to clip her nails.


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12 lb murder beast. Here she is preparing to strike!

 

[sealybobo]

Do you think Sarandon is a hot cougar?

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That's probably an old picture. I'd hate to see her do what Pam Anderson did recently

We don't want to see that Pam! Can't unsee that.

 

[sealybobo]

I laughed the whole video

No way you listened to her say that over and over again for 2 minutes and 30 seconds. No way. I fast forwarded it and cut it down to 30 seconds and I'm still annoyed at her. Wish the bear would have attacked her. I was hoping the pepper spray ran out and he attacked her. Then I'd like to hear her ask him why and say she doesn't even taste good. LOL

 

[gtopa1]

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I was unfamiliar with the breed until just now, when I looked it up. What a beauty! The sandies are amazing looking! I can imagine them sending the bad guys packing.

I have limited experiences with terriers -- I had one mixed breed, who was a fairly gentle gent.


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The Aussie Terrier was bred for the Gold Fields to protect claims so I heard; they have the same jaws and teeth size as an Alsatian...at least that is what we were told as kids. We often had Aussie Terriers as they were fantastic with kids ...except that one.

Greg

 

[sealybobo]

I have wrestled down some hogs in my younger days. Big mean things come in small packages not just bobcats,racoons can give you a fight.

 

[Freedomisneverfree]

I don't know her that well but cubs sure love that cougar

 

[sealybobo]

From Reddit:

How many Chihuahuas would it take to kill a man ​

How many Chihuahuas would it take to overrun and kill a 180lb 5'10 man? Assume it's happening in a big open field like a dog park, and there's nothing the man can jump on to get away. They're on one side and he's on the other, and he's got no armor. The Chihuahuas are pissed and bloodlusted because the man made fun of them for shivering in 90 degree weather. He also made fun of their funny little bandanas.

R1: Man is unarmed
R2: Man has a baseball bat
R3: Man is shit faced drunk with the bat
R4: Same as 3 but no bat

Bonus round: The man in R1 is The Rock

Just be happy Spiders aren't organized.

If spiders worked together, they could eat all humans in a year. Humans beware: if the world's present population of spiders ever get organized, they could eat us all in just 12 months.

 

[gtopa1]

a buddy of mine had 2 geese on his farm that would team up and would go after anyone they didn't recognize ..I called them the Road Warriors ..

lol. There was a gaggle of geese that would come into our street and attack the pets and sometimes chase the kids. They were from a nearly farm. We put up with them for a long time until one day I decided to relocate them to my dad's farm where they would reside in luxurious ponds and dams he used to water his trees. A few weeks later I went to help dad pick lychees as the crop was in and no geese; they made the bad mistake of attacking the farm dog and dad when he went to assist the mutt; the geese ended up in the freezer. Dad was one of those East European types who enjoyed cooking. Yum yum!!!

Greg

 

[sealybobo]

LOL....I bought a 10mm M1911 the other day.....You are supposed to be able to stop any North American critter with it.

I looked at the cartridge and thought, yeah right, a lot of wishful thinking going on there.

Nope. I bought one of those too. I thought it was enough but everyone tells me I need something bigger for a bear. I can't believe it. I don't believe it. I have a long magazine holds 10 bullets. No way a black bear is going to survive 10 shots. But will I hit it all 10 times? Will I hit vitals? Will it reach me before it dies?

If you shoot a deer in the heart, it's still going to sometimes run 50 to 100 years. You better cover up after you run out of bullets.

But i do think i could keep a black bear away with just a 410 shotgun. Not by shooting it just by using it to poke the bear and keep distance. If it's just stalking me. I've seen guys do this on the internet. But of course I'd be shitting my pants.

Now I have a 450 bushmaster. That'll stop a bear

 

[1srelluc]

Nope. I bought one of those too. I thought it was enough but everyone tells me I need something bigger for a bear. I can't believe it. I don't believe it. I have a long magazine holds 10 bullets. No way a black bear is going to survive 10 shots. But will I hit it all 10 times? Will I hit vitals? Will it reach me before it dies?

If you shoot a deer in the heart, it's still going to sometimes run 50 to 100 years. You better cover up after you run out of bullets.

But i do think i could keep a black bear away with just a 410 shotgun. Not by shooting it just by using it to poke the bear and keep distance. If it's just stalking me. I've seen guys do this on the internet. But of course I'd be shitting my pants.

Now I have a 450 bushmaster. That'll stop a bear

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Most people (me included) are not going to buy the Buffalo Bore 220gr heavy loads. They advertise 32" soft tissue penetration.

The tried and true Federal Hydro Shocks will do for Black Bear and below.

 

[westwall]

LOL....Let me tell you something, if you have never live-trapped a male Bobcat I can tell you 1st hand that I'd not want to scrap with it in an enclosed space. 40#+ of teeth/claws/anger.

It don't smell the best either.

I snuck up on one that was asleep on a rock in the Sun, one time. I had about a 6 foot stick, and I touched his shoulder with it, he instantly jumped 15 feet in the air, and when he landed he disappeared!

 

[WelfareQueen]

I believe I could beat candycorn in a fight if I go for the eyes and evade the tusks ..

I think she might try to slap you silly though.

 

[luiza]

Bugger 86 goes immediately -- an elbow chop to the jaw or throat and then a back heel kick to his privates .

Then I can concentrate on Mucky and show him what death from a thousand kicks feels like .

Support me for $20 per broken bone and we should be able to send at least $200 to the people of Gaza .

Next week ,Spews and Celia .

 

[Zincwarrior]

Just be happy Spiders aren't organized.

If spiders worked together, they could eat all humans in a year. Humans beware: if the world's present population of spiders ever get organized, they could eat us all in just 12 months.

i didn"t neED TO KNOW THIS

 

[sealybobo]

I snuck up on one that was asleep on a rock in the Sun, one time. I had about a 6 foot stick, and I touched his shoulder with it, he instantly jumped 15 feet in the air, and when he landed he disappeared!

Like a cartoon.

 

[MarathonMike]

Here's a video of the runner who killed the Mountain Lion.

 

[JustAnotherNut]

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And mine had teeth and wasn't afraid to use them when she was pissed. I left all grooming to the pros.


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Same with our old Jack Russell.....but I found out I could clip his claws by bending his feet backwards.......like you do with shoeing a horse. It worked for me.