What Animals Could You Beat In A Fight?

[JustAnotherNut]

My oldest son mentioned about moving to Florida and I asked him if he's seen the wildlife out there. I told him I'd rather take on a grizzly than an alligator any day.


Not that I'd expect to win but I think getting clawed & bitten would be preferable to eaten alive.......though I'm sure I wouldn't know the difference in either case.

 

[MarathonMike]

That is crazy. I can't imagine dealing with the front and back claws digging into you as you are trying to choke it out. Maybe he had winter gear on so it wasn't cutting him up as much?

Nope just jogging clothes, kind of a skinny guy too! See the video I posted

Do you think Sarandon is a hot cougar?

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She is an Octo-Cougar now.

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

Same with our old Jack Russell.....but I found out I could clip his claws by bending his feet backwards.......like you do with shoeing a horse. It worked for me.

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Never even thought of that.


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[yidnar]

I think she might try to slap you silly though.

her paws probably generate a lot of force !

 

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Give you three guesses about what demographic would be stupid enough to get themselves into that situation. I mean, a starter pistol could make enough noise to shoo the bear away. It was probably chuckling at the squeaky pleas of that idiot.


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just listening to her, you know she isn't mensa material.

 

[JoeMoma]

Some Americans are delusional

What animal could you beat in a combat fight? 6% believe they could take grizzly bear, poll finds

Think you could defeat a grizzly bear in a hand-to-hand combat fight? Or an elephant? Or alligator? Some Americans do, according to a YouGov poll.

www.usatoday.com

6% believe they could take grizzly bear, poll finds​

Perhaps just as perplexing: 8% of Americans believe they could beat a lion, elephant and gorilla.

Rats came in last place in the poll, as 72% of Americans believe they could kill a rat. Yet they'd have to catch the rat to kill it, right? Cats came in second-to-last place, with 69% of Americans thinking they could defeat a feline.

Who are the 28% who don't think they could take a rat? Or the 31% who don't think they could take a cat?

Only 61% think they could take a goose? LOL

Humans are the top apex predator because we fight on our terms. We create weapons that allow us to easily take down other species. If I choose to fight a bear, I'm not going to just fight it with my bare hands.

 

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Humans are the top apex predator because we fight on our terms. We create weapons that allow us to easily take down other species. If I choose to fight a bear, I'm not going to just fight it with my bare hands.

any thoughts?

 

[sealybobo]

Humans are the top apex predator because we fight on our terms. We create weapons that allow us to easily take down other species. If I choose to fight a bear, I'm not going to just fight it with my bare hands.

That's not what the survey was about. I can't believe any percent said they could take a bear. I'd like to interview those dopes. Delusion.

Do you think Trump could take a bear?

 

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That's not what the survey was about. I can't believe any percent said they could take a bear. I'd like to interview those dopes. Delusion.

Do you think Trump could take a bear?

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no doubt!!!!!

 

[westwall]

That's not what the survey was about. I can't believe any percent said they could take a bear. I'd like to interview those dopes. Delusion.

Do you think Trump could take a bear?

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Ever heard of Grizzley Adam's? He fought grizzlies back in the 1860's in California. With a bowie knife.

 

[yidnar]

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any thoughts?

 

[yidnar]

no doubt!!!!!

That's not what the survey was about. I can't believe any percent said they could take a bear. I'd like to interview those dopes. Delusion.

Do you think Trump could take a bear?

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doubtful ... but he did take down a cow ..

 

[JoeMoma]

That's not what the survey was about. I can't believe any percent said they could take a bear. I'd like to interview those dopes. Delusion.

Do you think Trump could take a bear?

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The survey is quite silly. I suspect many responding to the survey did not answer it seriously.

 

[sealybobo]

The survey is quite silly. I suspect many responding to the survey did not answer it seriously.

I was thinking that too.

 

[playtime]

doubtful ... but he did take down a cow ..

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more like a bear took down donny.

 

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WOW OhPleaseJustQuit - damn girl - you are quick!!!!

miss me?

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

WOW OhPleaseJustQuit - damn girl - you are quick!!!!

miss me?

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Quicker than any left cultists.




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Quicker than any left cultists.




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[yidnar]

more like a bear took down donny.

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