We need a new party

The freedom party. Ran by regular people, for regular people.

"As for a third party, we tried that, in 1972, the People's Party. Unfortunately we hadn't remembered that in order to have a third party, you must first have two other parties" (Gore Vidal)
 
There's a winner. Who is your nominee?
Just some regular guy

I accept.

But you look too much like Ted Cruz though. What's your policy on "boogers"?

A believe that all boogers have a right to be discretely eaten.

Even the undocumented boogers?

Personally I think we need a Booger wall. And we'll make the Phlegmish pay for it.
 

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