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Was Jesus The Long-Awaited Messiah? 9 Subtle Clues​

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As Christians, we believe Jesus was the Messiah, or anointed one, and a fulfillment of Jewish scripture. But we understand that it might not be obvious to everyone, so let us guide you through some of the more subtle hints in the Bible that Jesus was truly the one called Christ.

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Consider these subtle clues that Jesus was the Messiah:

1. He was born of a virgin: This is a key hint that narrows Jesus down to either being the Messiah or the Jedi's Chosen One.
2. John the Baptist was all like, "Behold the Lamb of God who takes away the sins of the world.": Very suspicious.
3. He once told a woman to pipe down and she did: Do you have any idea how impossible that is?
4. A loud voice from Heaven said, "This is My Son.": We're starting to put the puzzle pieces together.
5. Once walked on water: Even Jedi can't do this.
6. He rose from the dead: A tell-tale sign.
7. Literally read about Himself from the book of Isaiah and said it was about Him: Subtle.
8. The woman at the well said she knew the Messiah was coming and Jesus responded by saying "I, who speak to you, am He.": This may just bust this whole thing wide open.
9. Did we mention He rose from the dead: I mean, come on.
   
   

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These may be subtle, but if you follow the clues, we think you can solve the riddle.

 

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Was Jesus The Long-Awaited Messiah? 9 Subtle Clues​

Sponsored·Jun 10, 2026 · BabylonBee.com

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As Christians, we believe Jesus was the Messiah, or anointed one, and a fulfillment of Jewish scripture. But we understand that it might not be obvious to everyone, so let us guide you through some of the more subtle hints in the Bible that Jesus was truly the one called Christ.

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Consider these subtle clues that Jesus was the Messiah:

1. He was born of a virgin: This is a key hint that narrows Jesus down to either being the Messiah or the Jedi's Chosen One.
2. John the Baptist was all like, "Behold the Lamb of God who takes away the sins of the world.": Very suspicious.
3. He once told a woman to pipe down and she did: Do you have any idea how impossible that is?
4. A loud voice from Heaven said, "This is My Son.": We're starting to put the puzzle pieces together.
5. Once walked on water: Even Jedi can't do this.
6. He rose from the dead: A tell-tale sign.
7. Literally read about Himself from the book of Isaiah and said it was about Him: Subtle.
8. The woman at the well said she knew the Messiah was coming and Jesus responded by saying "I, who speak to you, am He.": This may just bust this whole thing wide open.
9. Did we mention He rose from the dead: I mean, come on.
   
   

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These may be subtle, but if you follow the clues, we think you can solve the riddle.

if he was who he said he was....whats so hard to believe....if not?...

 

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if he was who he said he was....whats so hard to believe....if not?...

Was he the Christ or a Jedi master?

What say you?

 

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a fulfillment of Jewish scripture

The Jewish people don't believe that at all. "Their version" of Jesus, the one their very own ancestors observed, justifies this...

Heretical Librarian: Bible Burning in Israel

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The "Jewish version of Jesus" is as follows

1. he was a complete fraud
2. he set up and framed John the Baptist to steal John's uber stupid followers
3. "give up everything" meant you gave Jesus everything and became his slave
4. Jesus and the disciples spent the money on themselves at the Brothel
5. there was just one guy who played the "blind guy" over and over until the locals wised up
6. "Son of God" ran out of food to feed 5k
7. one ancient wicker basket of fish does NOT feed 5k not even close
8. When he ran out of food, "Son of God" did not allow his slaves to leave, tried to starve them, that's when he got ratted out by "the least awful of them" Judas
9. Those voting for Barrabas and cheering the crucifixion were HIS FOLLOWERS, the original Christian morons, broke and emaciated
10, The disciples were hunted down and wiped out
11. Four decades pass before the idea of creating a "religion for the unChosen" was hatched, likely because someone who was a Jesus slave child recounted the experience