Zone1 was Jesus created?

[The Sage of Main Street]

who said so?

The Roman CIA Was a Lot Smarter Than Our Own

Logic and common experience would discover the real story. What was the real story about the Trojan War? No city would have fallen for the Trojan Horse trick.

If I told you I met a woman who claimed to have been impregnated by some supernatural being and that I believed her, would you make a donation to my church?

 

[Zebra]

The Roman CIA Was a Lot Smarter Than Our Own

Logic and common experience would discover the real story. What was the real story about the Trojan War? No city would have fallen for the Trojan Horse trick.

If I told you I met a woman who claimed to have been impregnated by some supernatural being and that I believed her, would you make a donation to my church?

what is your church?

 

[GreatestIam]

His mother gave birth to Jesus. Who got her pregnant is the question.

It had to be the Jesus/Yahweh combo.

Jesus would have to time travel from the beginning to where Mary was so that he could impregnate her with himself.

Yep. The stupidity of Christianity has no bounds.

 

[GreatestIam]

The God/Man. 100% God and 100% Man.

The most stupid math Christianity ever came up with.

Jesus said he would have many brethren.

How many will stupidly claim to be 200% of anything?

 

[TNHarley]

Mary was raped by a Roman soldier.

I always just figured she was a hoe and didnt want joseph to know.

 

[Quantrill]

The most stupid math Christianity ever came up with.

Jesus said he would have many brethren.

How many will stupidly claim to be 200% of anything?

No, it is what the Bible says.

Jesus having many brethren doesn't take away from His being 100% God and 100% Man. The God/Man.

We who are believers are truly 'sons of God'. We are of Him, of His very nature. We are truly 'brethren of Jesus Christ'.

Who is your god? What is his name? How did you learn of him?

Quantrill

 

[GreatestIam]

No, it is what the Bible says.

Jesus having many brethren doesn't take away from His being 100% God and 100% Man. The God/Man.

We who are believers are truly 'sons of God'. We are of Him, of His very nature. We are truly 'brethren of Jesus Christ'.

Who is your god? What is his name? How did you learn of him?

Quantrill

Brethren to Jesus? Not your way. Why would you want to be the brethren to a thief who will take away your just rewards for your sins?

 

[norwegen]

According to the text, Jesus was with God since the beginning. He humbled himself to take on the form of a man. Still divine.

That is, until stripped of his divinity while on the cross. Then he was just a man.

Not created.

 

[Quantrill]

Brethren to Jesus? Not your way. Why would you want to be the brethren to a thief who will take away your just rewards for your sins?

Who is your god? What is his name? How did you learn of him? Why are you ashamed of him?

Quantrill

 

[The Sage of Main Street]

what is your church?

Ka-Ching! Is the King of Kings

The Church of the Perpetual Donations.

 

[The Sage of Main Street]

I always just figured she was a hoe and didnt want joseph to know.

That wouldn't have given her megalomaniacal delusions

 

[norwegen]

That wouldn't have given her megalomaniacal delusions

Being a hoe, she might have delusions of foxtail and milkweed.

 

[Carl in Michigan]

The Being that led Israel out of Egypt was the One who was born Jesus