The Original Tree
Diamond Member
Once you get your 666 credit card, and your 666 guaranteed income, you won't care if you have a job.Yesterday I stopped into a Walmart in Wooster, Ohio to pick up a cheap gym bag. I actually found a pretty nice one, not exactly "cheap", but not outlandish. I figured I'd scored and headed to the front of the store.
When I got there, I was shocked to see that not a single check-out lane had an actual cashier. Every single lane was self-serve. Every. Single. One.
Years ago, my then 16 year old daughter made $6.25 an hour as a cashier for Walmart. As long as her grades were good, we allowed her to work as many hours as she was offered. She wasn't getting rich, obviously, but she had her own money to do with as she pleased.
When I asked the self-serve "attendant" about it, she told me that they went to an all self-serve model after the minimum wage became the latest perceived panacea for the left. There were about 20 checkout lanes. There's only one person overseeing the self-checkout lanes.
That means that 19 people who could've had cashier jobs have been replaced by technology.
That's very good news for Walmart, and very shitty news for the 19 people who could've had those jobs...
After that is implemented you won't be able to resist the soon to come 666 digital tattoo that will make your life so easy that you will grow to 666 lbs.
You will literally be able to sit in your 666 easy chair and have food delivered right to your 666 pie hole indefinitely.