Vaseline: Apparently it's not just for gays anymore

[TheParser]

My computer audio is out, but the 30-second commercial was clear: It wanted certain folks to know that Vaseline is friendly toward them and supports their desire for equity.

All companies want people to patronize them. So those companies target certain audiences.

For a long time, certain folks felt that they were not welcome. Well, if a hotel, say, shows those folks having a great time at that hotel, they will get the message and become paying guests.

As the saying goes, the only color that matters is GREEN.

When a company decides to pander to a very small segment of society, an extremely racist, extremely violent segment, they can be sure that they will alienate their brand from those at the other end of the spectrum. No Vaseline products are allowed in my homes...EVER.

I guess that company executives have to take into consideration whom they are going to please and whom they are going to offend.

 

[BrokeLoser]

My computer audio is out, but the 30-second commercial was clear: It wanted certain folks to know that Vaseline is friendly toward them and supports their desire for equity.

All companies want people to patronize them. So those companies target certain audiences.

For a long time, certain folks felt that they were not welcome. Well, if a hotel, say, shows those folks having a great time at that hotel, they will get the message and become paying guests.

As the saying goes, the only color that matters is GREEN.

When a company decides to pander to a very small segment of society, an extremely racist, extremely violent segment, they can be sure that they will alienate their brand from those at the other end of the spectrum. No Vaseline products are allowed in my homes...EVER.

I guess that company executives have to take into consideration whom they are going to please and whom they are going to offend.

I agree...in this case there is no doubt in my mind that someone overlooked the elementary arithmetic.

 

[Mr Natural]

I don’t see or get the connection.

 

[Moonglow]

But why is there this obsession with gay sex among extremely Rightwing men?

Because they are disgusted by homosexuals?

its a common attitude of straight men

I’m disgusted by haggis. I don’t constantly try to wedge it into conversations.

No one is constantly telling you haggis is normal for you and you should eat it all the time.

That would be liver and onions..without the Vaseline....Gays have much better stuff to use than that sandpaper Vaseline(quoted from MDK)

 

[Wyatt earp]

But why is there this obsession with gay sex among extremely Rightwing men?

Because they are disgusted by homosexuals?

its a common attitude of straight men

I’m disgusted by haggis. I don’t constantly try to wedge it into conversations.

Bet your using vaseline right now to "wedge"

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

My computer audio is out, but the 30-second commercial was clear: It wanted certain folks to know that Vaseline is friendly toward them and supports their desire for equity.

All companies want people to patronize them. So those companies target certain audiences.

For a long time, certain folks felt that they were not welcome. Well, if a hotel, say, shows those folks having a great time at that hotel, they will get the message and become paying guests.

As the saying goes, the only color that matters is GREEN.

They just alienated a large portion of their customer base by supporting the BLM terrorist group.
There are other petroleum based products out there that do the exact same thing.
If I ever somehow need one of them it sure wont be their product.

 

[Synthaholic]

I’m disgusted by haggis. I don’t constantly try to wedge it into conversations.

Maybe not

you also try to avoid addressing the stupidity of the Vaseline ad

I didn't watch the ad. We both know JGalt never posts anything worth expending time on. I reacted to the thread title.

 

[Synthaholic]

But why is there this obsession with gay sex among extremely Rightwing men?

Because they are disgusted by homosexuals?

its a common attitude of straight men

I’m disgusted by haggis. I don’t constantly try to wedge it into conversations.

No one is constantly telling you haggis is normal for you and you should eat it all the time.

If people are constantly telling you that you should investigate the gay lifestyle they probably recognize something about you that you do not, or have suppressed.

 

[Synthaholic]

Another example of the extreme Right’s obsession with homosexuality and its imagery. What are you hiding from yourself, JGalt? Just come out of the closet.

Actually it was mocking the morons at Vaseline for airing crap like that commercial

has Black Lies Matter purchased the company?

But why is there this obsession with gay sex among extremely Rightwing men?

Only in your sick little mind, son.

Your thread title not mine.

 

[fncceo]

No Vaseline products are allowed in my homes...EVER.

I'm guessing you're not a newly-wed?

 

[Synthaholic]

Vaseline is great for sticky light bulbs.


Just saying.

Dude. Do you know how many people end up in the ER each year from taking your advice? It may help to get it to go in, but it's not going to help getting it back out again.

 

[petro]

Vaseline is great for sticky light bulbs.


Just saying.

Dude. Do you know how many people end up in the ER each year from taking your advice? It may help to get it to go in, but it's not going to help getting it back out again.

I was talking about a light socket freak.
Only degenerates like you stick them up their asses.
Not a UL approved rececptical.

 

[Synthaholic]

Vaseline is great for sticky light bulbs.


Just saying.

Dude. Do you know how many people end up in the ER each year from taking your advice? It may help to get it to go in, but it's not going to help getting it back out again.

I was talking about a light socket freak.
Only degenerates like you stick them up their asses.
Not a UV approved rececptical.

You shouldn't stick anything up your ass without that UL from Underwriters Laboratory.

 

[petro]

Vaseline is great for sticky light bulbs.


Just saying.

Dude. Do you know how many people end up in the ER each year from taking your advice? It may help to get it to go in, but it's not going to help getting it back out again.

I was talking about a light socket freak.
Only degenerates like you stick them up their asses.
Not a UV approved rececptical.

You shouldn't stick anything up your ass without that UL from Underwriters Laboratory.

That includes the sites purple dildo.

 

[miketx]

But why is there this obsession with gay sex among extremely Rightwing men?

Because they are disgusted by homosexuals?

its a common attitude of straight men

I’m disgusted by haggis. I don’t constantly try to wedge it into conversations.

No one is constantly telling you haggis is normal for you and you should eat it all the time.

If people are constantly telling you that you should investigate the gay lifestyle they probably recognize something about you that you do not, or have suppressed.

Yeah right liar, you sick fuks are the ones continually promoting faggism.

 

[MaryL]

Who the hell comes up with this racist, pandering, condescending, politically-correct, SJW drivel anyway?

Exactly. Who comes up with this stuff? Is this spontaneously driven by our culture, (because we independently wanted gays or foreigners and contrarians tell us what to do), or is the George Soros/rich brand sanctioned political propaganda sooo much better?

 

[Turtlesoup]

But why is there this obsession with gay sex among extremely Rightwing men?

Because they are disgusted by homosexuals?

its a common attitude of straight men

I’m disgusted by haggis. I don’t constantly try to wedge it into conversations.

No one is constantly telling you haggis is normal for you and you should eat it all the time.

That would be liver and onions..without the Vaseline....Gays have much better stuff to use than that sandpaper Vaseline(quoted from MDK)

From a guy who has a cartoon character waving its ass up in the air---------you sure seem to know alot about the use of vaseline.

 

[JGalt]

No Vaseline products are allowed in my homes...EVER.

I'm guessing you're not a newly-wed?

Well to be fair, a big gob of it does keep the squirrels and chipmunks from climbing the poles on the bird feeders. I wanted to use Vick's Vapor Rub, but the wife said that would be a mean thing to do to them.

 

[Moonglow]

But why is there this obsession with gay sex among extremely Rightwing men?

Because they are disgusted by homosexuals?

its a common attitude of straight men

I’m disgusted by haggis. I don’t constantly try to wedge it into conversations.

No one is constantly telling you haggis is normal for you and you should eat it all the time.

That would be liver and onions..without the Vaseline....Gays have much better stuff to use than that sandpaper Vaseline(quoted from MDK)

From a guy who has a cartoon character waving its ass up in the air---------you sure seem to know alot about the use of vaseline.

It has a long history of use in the US I am sorry Bart teases your latent homersexuality...You should try anal ease next time..

 

[Moonglow]

No Vaseline products are allowed in my homes...EVER.

I'm guessing you're not a newly-wed?

Well to be fair, a big gob of it does keep the squirrels and chipmunks from climbing the poles on the bird feeders. I wanted to use Vick's Vapor Rub, but the wife said that would be a mean thing to do to them.

Chiggers have a hard time dealing with it also...