Okay that's bad. Funny. But bad.
I do love watermelon though. One of my favorite summer things.
What's bad about a woman holding two watermelons?
It's the black nail polish, Ringel.
There's nail polish on the watermelons??!!
Only if the lady with large melons sinks her claws into them.
And you need to be kind to me today. I spilled my whole cup of java onto my box of open threads while I was crocheting a potholder, reading a USMB super silly thread, and failing to notice what Miss Picallo (meow) did to the order on my computer table last night. And I'm havin' myself a little Java deprivation fit right now. George of the Jungle (Brendan Frasier) describes Java deprivation best, imho:
The coffee spilled mainly on some bright yellow crochet thread I was crocheting with, so I've been crocheting the thread all afternoon, trying to crochet all the coffee stained thread possible, because then I can wash it in the washer when the potholder is complete. I really didn't mean for bright yellow to be the dominant color on this potholder, and if I weren't doing every other row in bright yellow to use it up, i'd be going bananas... because to me, using the same color to do a back of the potholder is b...o...r...i...n...g and repetitious, too. lol
I had fun, though, looking up the George of the Jungle quip about javajavajavajavajavajavajava...
And thanks for a kind and cheering post.