Found this online........ Those of us in the desert can appreciate the humor.
You know you're in the Desert in the summer when -----
1. You no longer associate bridges (or rivers) with water.
2. You can say 110 degrees without fainting.
3. You eat chilies to cool off your mouth.
4. You can make instant sun tea.
5. You learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.
6. The temperature drops below 95, you feel a bit chilly.
7. You discover that in July, you can drive with only 2 fingers on the steering wheel.
8. You discover that you can get a sunburn through your car's window.
9. You notice the best parking places are determined by shade, not distance.
10. Hot water now comes out of both taps.
11. It's noon in July, kids are on summer vacation, and not one person is out on the street.
12. You can get 3rd degree burns opening your car door.
13. No one would dream of not having air-conditioning.
14. Your biggest fear when having a bicycle wreck is - "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death."
15. You realize that asphalt has a liquid state
