Went to the market today. Fat lady was ahead of me with her carton of ice cream, and the roller belt was empty except for her carton, so I reached over and got the divider bar to start putting my purchases on it. She had a cow and told me to back away..I was too close. She had a mask on. I didn't, as usual. I ignored her and continued to put my stuff on the counter belt and she began to scream BACK AWAY YOU ARE TOO CLOSE TO ME. I laughed and said BAAAAAA. She said how dare I? I said BAAAAAA. She said back away again. I said "you turn me on. I want to get even closer now, darling" and made smooching noises. She got more irate. I laughed. The people behind me laughed too. She was so busy yelling at me she didn't realize the clerk was patiently waiting for her to pay up. I told her to move forward so I could get out from behind my cart and give her a big ol hug cuz she was so sexy. More snickers behind me, and she paid then walked off in a huff. We all applauded.