Two Truths.....and a LIE

[Ravi]

I stood on Mt. Everest.

I held the constitution in my hand.

I can see Cuba from my porch.

 

[Si modo]

1. I am a member of the DAR

2. My dad was a 32 Degree Mason

3. I was an All State Swimmer in the Butterfly

#1 is the lie, I'm guessing.

 

[rightwinger]

1. I am a member of the DAR

2. My dad was a 32 Degree Mason

3. I was an All State Swimmer in the Butterfly

Your politics seem contrary to the DAR so I will go with that as a lie

 

[rightwinger]

I stood on Mt. Everest.

I held the constitution in my hand.

I can see Cuba from my porch.

I believe the first one.

The US Constitution is under glass, Unless you are Glenn Beck, I don't think they let you hold it

You sound Palinistic with the third one. Cuba is 90 miles off of Key West, it is possible you could see it

I pick number 2

 

[Si modo]

I stood on Mt. Everest.

I held the constitution in my hand.

I can see Cuba from my porch.

#2 is the lie, I'm guessing.

 

[Avatar4321]

1. I have a big penis.

2. I don't have a small penis.

3. I kissed Colin's girlfriend while EZ watched.

It's called two truths and a lie. Not 3 lies bro.

 

[Bootneck]

1. I can drink a pint of beer through my nose.

2. I was fired from a submarine torpedo tube

3. Her Majesty the Queen has shaken me by the hand

 

[Bootneck]

1. I have a big penis.

2. I don't have a small penis.

3. I kissed Colin's girlfriend while EZ watched.

It's called two truths and a lie. Not 3 lies bro.

 

[Paulie]

1. I have a big penis.

2. I don't have a small penis.

3. I kissed Colin's girlfriend while EZ watched.

It's called two truths and a lie. Not 3 lies bro.

That's kind of a mundane diss, but what happened to "I'm not going to be mean to anyone ever again"?

 

[RadiomanATL]

1. I've entertained millions of people

2. I've had lunch with Lenny Kravitz

3. I'm lactose intolerant.

 

[Si modo]

1. I can drink a pint of beer through my nose.

2. I was fired from a submarine torpedo tube

3. Her Majesty the Queen has shaken me by the hand

#1 is the lie, I'm guessing.

 

[Paulie]

1. I've entertained millions of people

2. I've had lunch with Lenny Kravitz

3. I'm lactose intolerant.

number 3.

You're a DJ, so you entertain lots of people. And you've mentioned drinking milk before.

 

[Care4all]

1-I was an Elementary, Jr High, High School and College cheerleader.
2-I went to Catholic Elementary School and was expelled for bad behavior.
3- I managed and grew a business from $15 million to $29.8 million in just 18 months on the job.

 

[Si modo]

1. I've entertained millions of people

2. I've had lunch with Lenny Kravitz

3. I'm lactose intolerant.

I guess # 3 because it is the one least similar to the others.

 

[Si modo]

1-I was an Elementary, Jr High, High School and College cheerleader.
2-I went to Catholic Elementary School and was expelled for bad behavior.
3- I managed and grew a business from $15 million to $29.8 million in just 18 months on the job.

It's between #1 and #2, so this is a complete guess: #1.

 

[Bootneck]

1-I was an Elementary, Jr High, High School and College cheerleader.
2-I went to Catholic Elementary School and was expelled for bad behavior.
3- I managed and grew a business from $15 million to $29.8 million in just 18 months on the job.

I know a lady can earn a lot on the job, but that's some going, Care!

 

[Bootneck]

1. I can drink a pint of beer through my nose.

2. I was fired from a submarine torpedo tube

3. Her Majesty the Queen has shaken me by the hand

#1 is the lie, I'm guessing.

I can! A straw up each nostril and that mother is gone in no time! You have a choice of two!

 

[RadiomanATL]

Paulie and Si:

#3 is true.

 

[Avatar4321]

1. I have a big penis.

2. I don't have a small penis.

3. I kissed Colin's girlfriend while EZ watched.

It's called two truths and a lie. Not 3 lies bro.

That's kind of a mundane diss, but what happened to "I'm not going to be mean to anyone ever again"?

Not very good at it yet

 

[ConHog]

1. I am liked by some liberal women on this site.
2. I own a Ferrari
3. I don't like milk