Two Truths.....and a LIE

[L.K.Eder]

guys and gals,

i most certainly ate a squirrel. no problem with the fur either, that was burnt in the fire.

 

[CrusaderFrank]

1. I used to own an extensive collection of frog knick knacks.

2. A dog saved my life.

3. I am waiting for the statute of limitations to run on my last crime.

I do not believe rightwinger's ancestor saw Lincoln getting shot, nor do I believe RetiredGySgt's only ran a 18 minute mile. Seems kinda slow for him.

1. Frog knicknacks. It's like being Peter Criss from Kiss, nobody wants it, not even Peter Criss

 

[rightwinger]

RW: #1 is the lie. I don't think you were ever on Jeopardy.

RGS: #2 is the lie. #1 is easy to be true and #3 says you ran a 6 minute mile, which seems right.

Madeline: #3 is the lie. I don't think you committed a crime.

Avatar: #2 is the lie. You've probably been to China; you know Glenn.

L.K.: #1 is a lie. You'd never eat squirrel cause the fur gets caught in your teeth.


1. I haven't been on an airplane since 1987.

2. I once worked at Macy's as a fitting room attendant in the men's department.

3. I camped on top of a landfill.

I'm guessing you never camped on a landfill....but I have no idea why

 

[CrusaderFrank]

1. I conquored China
2. I haven't been sick in the last year
3. I had a conversation in person with Glenn Beck a couple days before the 2004 election.

1. (Unless you play "risk")

 

[CrusaderFrank]

Thread of the Week!

Nice one RW.

 

[Ringel05]

1. I come from royalty
2. I have American Indian ancestry
3. I am double jointed

 

[rightwinger]

1. I come from royalty
2. I have American Indian ancestry
3. I am double jointed

I will guess you aren't from royalty

 

[Ringel05]

1. I come from royalty
2. I have American Indian ancestry
3. I am double jointed

I will guess you aren't from royalty

Try again.

 

[Zoom-boing]

guys and gals,

i most certainly ate a squirrel. no problem with the fur either, that was burnt in the fire.

You didn't skin it first?

 

[Zoom-boing]

1. I come from royalty
2. I have American Indian ancestry
3. I am double jointed

#3. Am I right, am I right?

 

[Zoom-boing]

RW: #1 is the lie. I don't think you were ever on Jeopardy.

RGS: #2 is the lie. #1 is easy to be true and #3 says you ran a 6 minute mile, which seems right.

Madeline: #3 is the lie. I don't think you committed a crime.

Avatar: #2 is the lie. You've probably been to China; you know Glenn.

L.K.: #1 is a lie. You'd never eat squirrel cause the fur gets caught in your teeth.


1. I haven't been on an airplane since 1987.

2. I once worked at Macy's as a fitting room attendant in the men's department.

3. I camped on top of a landfill.

I'm guessing you never camped on a landfill....but I have no idea why

Nope.

Camped at the old site of the Hudson River Rival after they moved the festival to West Chester because the old site was a covered up landfill. We didn't find this out till after the fest. was over. . . . .

 

[Ringel05]

1. I come from royalty
2. I have American Indian ancestry
3. I am double jointed

#3. Am I right, am I right?

Maybe, maybe not....... we'll see......

 

[Madeline]

Let's see.....

L.K.Eder did not see a pigeon today.

Zoom-boing flew after 1987.

CrusaderFrank never appeared on the Richard Bey Show. (Is that even a real tv show?)

BTW, I no longer have my frog knick knacks...I donated them to the Salvation Army. And I have no criminal past. (Such disgrace....anyone wanna conspire?)

Ringel is not double jointed. (But if I am wrong, holla!)

 

[Colin]

1. I was born in an English castle.
2. I have kissed Echo Zulu.
3. I wear size 14 shoes.

 

[Madeline]

I'm not buying #2, Colin.

 

[Si modo]

1. I was born in an English castle.
2. I have kissed Echo Zulu.
3. I wear size 14 shoes.

14 UK or USA?

(guessing #3 is the lie)

 

[rightwinger]

1. I was born in an English castle.
2. I have kissed Echo Zulu.
3. I wear size 14 shoes.

Hmmmmm.....tough one

EZ is not a floozie....so I guess 2

 

[Colin]

1. I was born in an English castle.
2. I have kissed Echo Zulu.
3. I wear size 14 shoes.

14 UK or USA?

(guessing #3 is the lie)

UK.

 

[Avatar4321]

1. I conquored China
2. I haven't been sick in the last year
3. I had a conversation in person with Glenn Beck a couple days before the 2004 election.

1. (Unless you play "risk")

Romance of the Three Kingdoms.

 

[Avatar4321]

1. I come from royalty
2. I have American Indian ancestry
3. I am double jointed

Im going to go with 3. Funny thing is that would be me too.