DrLove
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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)āDonald J. Trumpās defense lawyers stunned the United States Senate on Tuesday by acknowledging that their client had incited the Capitol riot, but only because his son-in-law, Jared Kushner, made him do it.
The Senate listened in astonished silence as Trumpās lawyers coldly and methodically hurled Kushner under the bus.
Bruce Castor, one of Trumpās lead attorneys, claimed that the ex-President had been reluctant to speak to the angry mob of supporters on January 6th, and did so only after Kushner assured him, āWhat could possibly go wrong?ā
āItās gonna be awesome!ā Castor quoted Kushner exclaiming.
According to Davis Logsdon, a law professor at the University of Minnesota, the lawyersā new argument could be persuasive ābecause it fits into a larger pattern of everything Jared Kushner doing or saying turning into crap.ā
āAlthough it remains unlikely that there are enough Republican votes to convict, this new claim gives G.O.P. senators another option: voting to remove Jared Kushner as Trumpās son-in-law,ā he said.
Trumpās Lawyers Stun Senate by Claiming Jared Made Him Do It
An attorney said that the ex-President spoke to an angry mob on January 6th only after Kushner assured him, āWhat could possibly go wrong?ā