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That moment when you realize you've made a terrible decision.
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)āDonald J. Trumpās lawyers have called for the dismissal of his impeachment trial on the ground that they will never get paid.
Speaking to reporters in Washington, Trumpās lead attorneys, David Schoen and Bruce Castor, said that they had a āmoment of lucidityā when they realized that their chances of Trump ever paying them were nil.
āWe were pulling an all-nighter rewriting this brief, and we kind of looked at each other and said, āWeāre not gonna get paid for any of this, are we?ā ā Schoen said. āFrom that moment on, we felt like a couple of dopes.ā
The two lawyers said that they racked their brains trying to remember why they had agreed to defend Trump in the first place, given that they would most likely wind up stiffed.
āI guess I thought it would be historic to be involved in the second impeachment trial of a President,ā Castor said. āBut what would truly be historic is if Donald Trump paid his lawyers.ā
TrumpĆ¢s Lawyers Call for Dismissal of Trial on the Ground That They Will Never Collect Fees
The former Presidentās lead attorneys said they had a āmoment of lucidityā when they realized their chances of Trump ever paying them were nil.
www.newyorker.com