Trump tells Xi "I only tell the truth". The Chinese piss themselves with laughter

[frigidweirdo]

I clearly blah blah, blah blah blah.





Yep. So you could say it's just as joke, which is why you posted it in the humor section.
Guess you never heard of kidding on the square.

Dick...

 

[frigidweirdo]

I am aware - but it doesn't harm to point out the Chinese culture and as to how it perceives such a "performance".

BTW - any idea who shouted "get the f..k out"? - now that is a REAL no go.

Well the real issue there is that the Chinese are treating the American delegation with distain. They're sending a message to America that they don't take them seriously.

And Trump isn't going to notice.

 

[toobfreak]

Dick...

Sorry, I don't go that way.

 

[toobfreak]

Well the real issue there is that the Chinese are treating the American delegation with distain. They're sending a message to America that they don't take them seriously.

No, they are trying to project an image to their people. Things are not so well over there. Trump has already dealt them a very grave blow. They, like Iran, are trying to conceal weakness by projecting a front of toughness.

 

[22lcidw]

Okay, I'll name some of the lies.

I'm going to start with his eight wars ended.

Trump Rants And Complains To A Bunch Of Bored Kids: 'I Ended 8 Wars'

“You ever have this?” the president asked the children before launching into a familiar tirade.

uk.news.yahoo.com

"Trump Rants And Complains To A Bunch Of Bored Kids: 'I Ended 8 Wars'"

"“I called all my people and I said, 'We just set every record in the book. The economy is going great. I ended eight wars,” he added."

President Trump Brokers Another Historic Peace Deal

Today, President Donald J. Trump hosted Azerbaijani President Ilham Aliyev and Armenian Prime Minister Nikol Pashinyan at the White House, where the two

www.whitehouse.gov

"President Trump is the President of Peace. As President, he has brokered peace between Azerbaijan and Armenia, Cambodia and Thailand, Israel and Iran, Rwanda and the Democratic Republic of the Congo, India and Pakistan, Egypt and Ethiopia, Serbia and Kosovo, and with the Abraham Accords."

The best example of the war he ended that didn't end was with Rwanda and the DRC.

2025 DRC–Rwanda peace agreement - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

"The Democratic Republic of the Congo–Rwanda peace agreement, officially the Washington Accords for Peace and Prosperity, is a peace treaty intended to end the conflict between the Democratic Republic of the Congo (DRC) and Rwanda, signed on June 27, 2025, in Washington, D.C., United States. "

"The Washington Peace Accords went into effect after being signed by the foreign ministers of the DRC and Rwanda,"

The problem here is that the M23 were not invited to the peace deal. the M23 didn't care about the peace deal. And the M23 were the ones with armed troops in the DRC.

"The main Rwandan-backed rebel group in the eastern DRC, the March 23 Movement (M23), was not a party to the agreement, and was in separate negotiations with the Congolese government taking place in Doha, Qatar."

Nope, the M23 were having separate negotiations that had nothing to do with Trump.

"As of mid-September, the implementation of the agreement had stalled. Rwandan troops had not withdrawn from the DRC, the FDLR had not been disbanded, and the talks between M23 and the Congolese government did not lead to a peace deal."

"However, fighting still continues in the eastern DRC and the treaty has been criticized by analysts as primarily serving U.S. economic interests instead of resolving the historic conflict."

Essentially the war didn't end, the peace deal didn't do anything. It was a waste of paper.

The FUNNIEST peace deal was between Ethiopia and Egypt. There was no war.

How many wars has President Trump ended?

US President Donald Trump claims to have ended eight wars - is that true?

www.bbc.co.uk

"There was no "war" here for the president to end, but there have long been tensions over a dam on the River Nile."

Trump’s dip into the Nile waters dispute didn’t settle the conflict – in fact, it may have caused more ripples

US attempts to intervene in long-running spat between Ethiopia and Egypt has yielded little progress – and may have put US credibility on the line.

theconversation.com

"Trump’s dip into the Nile waters dispute didn’t settle the conflict – in fact, it may have caused more ripples"

He might just have made it worse.

Not only that, he wants another go at ended a non-existent war.

https://www.reuters.com/business/davos/trump-says-he-wants-leaders-egypt-ethiopia-resolve-nile-dam-dispute-2026-01-21/

"Trump says he wants leaders of Egypt, Ethiopia to resolve Nile dam dispute"

January 22, 2026

I don't have time now to go through other lies. I'll be back later and post some other ones for you.

You're welcome to contest this lie that he ended eight wars. I didn't even speak about the Thai Cambodia war which wasn't ended by Trump either.

Maybe we stick to one lie, then move onto another later, okay?

And if it was not for the endless lies of the media/entertainers/prog politicians there would be more traction on your thread.

 

[Kruska]

China sees the opening this buffoon has handed them, and they're running with it.

They're by far the biggest winner in our quick collapse.

I told you and others already, that Beijing ordered 5 prayers a day for all government workers the week before the election to make the gods favor TACO. - they knew that he's going to be a guarantee to get rid of those pesky US democrats and their human rights, whilst him only being interested in his wallet and receive daily caresses for his narcissistic ego.

What better US President could China ever wish for?

 

[Mac1958]

What better US President could China ever wish for?

I just hope that we don't look back at this trip as the turning point.

That was not pretty.

 

[there4eyeM]

It hardly matters what Trump says, as he has said so much for so long that had nothing to do with how others saw reality. The fact is that, in Xi's mind, the thought that passed when Trump said this was certainly similar to Pontius Pilate; "Truth? What is that?"

 

[Kruska]

Well the real issue there is that the Chinese are treating the American delegation with distain. They're sending a message to America that they don't take them seriously.

And Trump isn't going to notice.

To show openly disdain - isn't the Chinese way.

But when TACO made his appointment schedule in early March with Beijing - he probably thought he could confront China with;
I control Venezuelan and Iran oil, now lets make a deal on my terms. Therefore the CPC now presents him their warm "thoughts".

 

[Nuthin' Fancy]

haha, those dark rose colored glasses have you seeing rainbows
our toughest president by far since Reagan just put his foot down and get things done
if pansy ass D's stand in the way he kicks them out of the way, they are always obstructing

you know........kinda like with ICE

LOL.

Trump is a candy ass SNOWFLAKE.


Jinping knows it

 

[Kruska]

I just hope that we don't look back at this trip as the turning point.

That was not pretty.

Well - lets see what happens in September if Xi takes on the invitation at the White-house (hope the glamorous ball-room is finished) by that time or the G20 meeting at Miami? - latest then "sparks" will fly between these two "great friends".

 

[egp320i]

LOL.

Trump is a candy ass SNOWFLAKE.


Jinping knows it.

you are the candyass snowflake........you don't get it

Most countries need to appear to bend to the dear leader

behind the scenes is what gets done

you know zero about geopolitics........you see a hand shake and assume they are instant friends

no, that is f-ing protocol you moron, everybody does it

 

[Mac1958]

LOL.
Trump is a candy ass SNOWFLAKE.
Jinping knows it

Like any cowardly bully, Trump only knows how to punch down. Even HE knows he can't do that with Xi, so now he's hopelessly out of his "depth".

He's handed the keys to Xi. He has stupidly isolated us from the world with his idiocy, and Xi is running with it. MAGA is too goddamn thick to see it.

 

[Nuthin' Fancy]

you are the candyass snowflake........you don't get it

Most countries need to appear to bend to the dear leader

LOL.

Nothing like Trump, praising his betters.

behind the scenes is what gets done

LOL.
More groveling by Trump.

you know zero about geopolitics........you see a hand shake and assume they are instant friends

no, that is f-ing protocol you moron, everybody does it

 

[frigidweirdo]

To show openly disdain - isn't the Chinese way.

But when TACO made his appointment schedule in early March with Beijing - he probably thought he could confront China with;
I control Venezuelan and Iran oil, now lets make a deal on my terms. Therefore the CPC now presents him their warm "thoughts".

Actually it is.

To deliberately do things to show you're better than someone totally is.

Cigarettes. People will offer them around, the people with the better cigarettes are considered higher up, or more worthy or whatever.

 

[frigidweirdo]

And if it was not for the endless lies of the media/entertainers/prog politicians there would be more traction on your thread.

So you argument isn't that Trump lies? It's that he lies, but other people do too?
But Trump lies far more than they lie, and he lies far more obviously.

 

[theHawk]

Also, if you didn't get it (how could you not get it), I was talking about the first part of the quote, where Trump said "I’m Not Going to Start Wars"

And then he started a war.

A lie? Yes, it was a lie. He had no intention of following through with ANY promises if it didn't suit him when he got to the White House. And he campaigned on this and then went to war.

A LIE.

I can see that every time I PROVE something you're going to pretend it's not a lie, because... how could Trump lie? Well, he does it every day.

Wrong again. President Trump has always said he is against endless or unnecessary wars. This does not mean he is a pacifist and would never use the military to protect America and our interests. He also promised he would never allow Iran to obtain a nuke. So if he never bombed Iran, and let them build a nuke, you’d then be here saying he lied about that.

Was this “war” with Iran unnecessary or a forever war? Nope. We didn’t even deploy ground troops in Iran.

So once again, your claim that he lied falls flat on its face yet again. He kept his promise of not allowing Iran to build a nuke, and he didn’t start a dumb forever war that we get no benefit from.

 

[Kruska]

Actually it is.

To deliberately do things to show you're better than someone totally is.

Cigarettes. People will offer them around, the people with the better cigarettes are considered higher up, or more worthy or whatever.

Nope - no one in e.g. Japan/Korea/China will show disdain or disagreement, (in the upper circles) since it is considered to show weakness in ones own character. To show respect to everyone - equally - is utmost important.

And your cigarette example totally doesn't stick.

Everyone in China knows the "ranking" of those cigarettes. So the person who called for the e.g. dinner will provide 1-2 packs of the usual top brands to ALL invited same goes for Wine - even incl. some Bosses or Governors driver. So the "lowest" on the table will smoke the same brand and drink the same Wine as the Big boys. (however ALL participants know when to talk and when not to, or who to cheer with).

I have been working and living in China for almost 20 years.

Many years ago - I attended a meeting involving some high ranking military - the 3star general was already a long time personal and family friend of mine. So when the cigarette "ceremony" came up I pulled out a pack of China's cheapest cigarette whilst telling them that these cigarettes come from the same factory as China's no1 brand - and they taste just as good and are sold solely to veterans. - their faces were panic-stricken.

Upon distributing single cigarettes - they literally shot up from their chairs - waving their hands and turning/running away - whilst the 3star told them. he is a great joker and I meant no offense - then he took one and smoked it, telling the others "hey they really are good" - so they "totally" reluctantly smoked them as well. - whilst commenting that they never met such a European. Hey I got the deal through, and even years later when I came across them, they commanded me in a joyful manner show us your cigarettes first. .

 

[egp320i]

LOL.

Nothing like Trump, praising his betters.


LOL.
More groveling by Trump.

and.........you have zero clue about how geopolitics work like I suspected

Thanks for the amateur hour as usual

 

[egp320i]

LOL.

Trump is a candy ass SNOWFLAKE.


Jinping knows it

sad that you per most liberals on here don't know fake news from disagree.......it's not f*cking rocket science
Only somebody who is really stupid can't figure that out

Opinions are not fake news.......it's NOT news......it's an opinion

if you don't like the OPINION.......then you DISAGREE.......you know, thumbs down?

that's how it works........sad you have not figured that aspect out by now