Tomorrow will be ******* nuts...

[Mr.Nick]

I'm always looking for a soul mate but a good ****-buddy is nice too...

There is nothing like having a chick you can call and be like "hey wanna ****" and she's like "ok" or a chick who knows that when you call her and say "wanna hang out?" that means "******* all night."

I'm not a "player" or anything but there is no such thing as a dude having too many woman.

Remember when you were claiming to be a devout Catholic?

Where in the bible does it say I cant **** chicks?

 

[Mr.Nick]

I'm always looking for a soul mate but a good ****-buddy is nice too...

There is nothing like having a chick you can call and be like "hey wanna ****" and she's like "ok" or a chick who knows that when you call her and say "wanna hang out?" that means "******* all night."

I'm not a "player" or anything but there is no such thing as a dude having too many woman.

Remember when you were claiming to be a devout Catholic?

isn't he also for "personhood" laws... you know, the ones that would prohibit contraceptivces??

I'm not against contraceptives - I'm against FREE or TAXPAYER FUNDED contraceptives.

I can buy my own condoms thank you.

 

[Douger]

I think you shoulda banged the black chick anyway.

 

[jillian]

Remember when you were claiming to be a devout Catholic?

isn't he also for "personhood" laws... you know, the ones that would prohibit contraceptivces??

I'm not against contraceptives - I'm against FREE or TAXPAYER FUNDED contraceptives.

I can buy my own condoms thank you.

and yet no one was talking about "taxpayer funded" contraceptives... we were talking about insurance companies paying for prescriptions.

try again...

 

[California Girl]

Yo, dawg, Nick like forgot that he was all like "I will probably get laid" like eggs up in this party.

I want woman to love.

If you want a woman to love, just tell her you want to get laid, Yo!

Works for Nick, of course he is probably getting some choice females.

Honestly, when I was younger I had chicks just grab me by the arm bring me into a room and **** me without my seduction.

It was almost like "spin the bottle" but there was no bottle spinning.

Hey, I'm a dude. If a chick grabs me, brings me into a room, takes her shirt off and is like "lets bone" I'm not going to pass that up - at least not when I was 15-25....

OK. I'm seriously not buying the whole 'I'm 32' thing now. You're 15. Tops.

 

[Article 15]

I'm always looking for a soul mate but a good ****-buddy is nice too...

There is nothing like having a chick you can call and be like "hey wanna ****" and she's like "ok" or a chick who knows that when you call her and say "wanna hang out?" that means "******* all night."

I'm not a "player" or anything but there is no such thing as a dude having too many woman.

Remember when you were claiming to be a devout Catholic?

Where in the bible does it say I cant **** chicks?

**** buddies and a dude never having too many women are cornerstones of devout Catholic beliefs.

 

[Mr.Nick]

Corn bread ???
Eddie Murphy- Buckwheat and his relatives - YouTube

Yeah that was his "nickname."

I forget his real name but dude was like my name is _____ but people call me "corn bread"

5 minutes later the kid starts talking shit to me and everyone and I'm like "dude this is my pad bro, you don't come here and insult me like that" then he was like "oh I'm sorry bro" then he hugs me like a homo. Oh and then this kid goes outside to our garage and starts ******* with more people, then my cousin was like "**** this kid I'm beating his ass" my cousin gets in his face and starts yelling at him.... I saved that kid from a massive ass whoopin. I told this dude to chill and he started crying then he ran away.

I wish I had that shit on video because it would be viral.

Apparently this kid (23/24-year-old) is a dick and gets his ass kicked all the time.

 

[Mr.Nick]

Remember when you were claiming to be a devout Catholic?

Where in the bible does it say I cant **** chicks?

**** buddies and a dude never having too many women are cornerstones of devout Catholic beliefs.

Bullshit....

 

[Article 15]

Where in the bible does it say I cant **** chicks?

**** buddies and a dude never having too many women are cornerstones of devout Catholic beliefs.

Bullshit....

Exactly

 

[Mr.Nick]

If you want a woman to love, just tell her you want to get laid, Yo!

Works for Nick, of course he is probably getting some choice females.

Honestly, when I was younger I had chicks just grab me by the arm bring me into a room and **** me without my seduction.

It was almost like "spin the bottle" but there was no bottle spinning.

Hey, I'm a dude. If a chick grabs me, brings me into a room, takes her shirt off and is like "lets bone" I'm not going to pass that up - at least not when I was 15-25....

OK. I'm seriously not buying the whole 'I'm 32' thing now. You're 15. Tops.

I don't give a **** what you think...

Let me guess I don't have a liberal arts degree either right???

 

[Mr.Nick]

isn't he also for "personhood" laws... you know, the ones that would prohibit contraceptivces??

I'm not against contraceptives - I'm against FREE or TAXPAYER FUNDED contraceptives.

I can buy my own condoms thank you.

and yet no one was talking about "taxpayer funded" contraceptives... we were talking about insurance companies paying for prescriptions.

try again...

Bullshit..... No you're talking about forcing institutions that oppose the idea of contraceptives to provide contraceptives via insurance companies...

That is a First Amendment violation...

 

[Unkotare]

I don't **** with high school kids................

Yes, I'm sure you find them intellectually intimidating.

 

[Unkotare]

I'm 31 (but look 25) .

Thanks for telling us about your IQ.

 

[Unkotare]

I have one party that was off the hook and they tell me to grow up??......

Here's a little hint, Peter Pan, at 32 you need to stop saying things like "off the hook."

I'll say whatever the **** I want............

Of course you will, you're an idiot. Do the kiddies think you're 'cool' when you speak like a clown and buy them beers, champ?

 

[Unkotare]

I just overheard my brother (21) saying "yeah we have 91 confirmed" and I was like "91 confirmed to what?" and he was like "dude we're having a party" and I was like "oh thanks for inviting me" then he was like "I thought you knew?" and I was like "Hell no."

Then I was thinking 91 people confirming - that is a lot of people.

Like really? Like ohmigod! That's like amazing! You must be like the most like popular like uncomfortably too old to act like a teenager like developmentally like stunted like idiot like on like your like whole like block. Ohmigod! You are soooo bitchin! Like totally.

 

[Unkotare]

My avatar says "hmmmm", about whether or not he is a virgin.

"hmmmm" = of course and forever

 

[Unkotare]

And my cousin almost beat this one kid into snot bubbles and the cops did show up - that's what I meant...

Actually the kid who my cousin almost beat to death called the cops and the cops allegedly arrested him for possession of drugs, oh and he called the cops because he was worried my cousin was going to hunt him down

Oh man! Your cousin must like be like a total like badass, like totally! That means that you must like be like a total like badass too! Like really! You're like so like cool! I'll bet you like had like more than like five beers! Like epic dude! Like totally!

 

[Unkotare]

Yo, dawg, Nick like forgot that he was all like "I will probably get laid" like eggs up in this party.

I want woman to love.

If you want a woman to love, just tell her you want to get laid, Yo!

Works for Nick, of course he is probably getting some choice females.

Honestly, when I was younger I had chicks just grab me by the arm bring me into a room and **** me without my seduction.....

And then mommy would come in, shut off your computer and clean your batman sheets for you.

 

[Unkotare]

I'm always looking for a soul mate but a good ****-buddy is nice too...

There is nothing like having a chick you can call and be like "hey wanna ****" and she's like "ok" or a chick who knows that when you call her and say "wanna hang out?" that means "******* all night."

I'm not a "player" or anything but there is no such thing as a dude having too many woman.

Remember when you were claiming to be a devout Catholic?

Where in the bible does it say I cant **** chicks?

If you learn to read someday you can find out for yourself.

 

[Dr Grump]

Must say, Nick does sound kinda young the way he's speaking..

Wonder if he used it own iPod for the sounds, or whether it was just the DJs..

Surprised he didn't get his 'marine' cousins to kick the cops' arses when they turned up. After all he hates cops..

As for the OP, well, all I can say is "know your audience"..

It would be interesting to know how many people on this board Nick thinks would care about his 'cool' party with "Richard Marx's' kid as a DJ?

Maybe he meant to post this on the Hannah Montana boards...