I'll say it again “a real scientist doesn't need to keep reminding you that he's a scientist”.
They do if someone doesn't understand what that means. However, it doesn't help to keep saying "I'm a real scientist" to someone who has no clue what that means.
If, as you say “students are taught the fundamentals of scientific method such as hypothesis testing, reproducibility, etc.” in high school why would it be so impossible for a testimonial to be scientific?
This paragraphs proves you know nothing, at all, about science. The scientific method is all about reproducibility of studies. However the creation of studies are often predicated on testimonies of people (or anecdotes). For example: You're sitting under a tree and an apple falls on your head. You may think...what made the apple fall? Then you may come up with a theory. In your case, your theory would be that since you got a vaccine today, the vaccine must have caused the apple to fall on your head. Then, if you were a real scientist, you would design a study of those who got a vaccine and those who didn't, and compare who got hit in the head with an apple. If your study showed that those who got a vaccine were, indeed, at much higher risk of getting hit on the head with an apple (like Wakefield's study published in the BMJ linking vaccines to autism), then other people would be able reproduce your study and get the same results. This was the flaw with Wakefield's study...he purposefully falsified the data (by choosing his study entrants) so therefore his results were not reproducible.
There is your high school lesson today on how science goes from a personal testimony to reproducible study.
Science then goes one step further to try to explain the WHY behind the population data. When we can put together the population data (who gets hit in the head by the apple) with the biological/chemical/physical science behind the apple and gravity, then we have a clearer scientific picture.
The scientific method is also easily looked up on the net.
It doesn't mean that the reader understands it. That's why I suggested you take a high-school biology class, so someone could attempt to TEACH it to you.
Testimonials are often called anecdotal [an′əkdot′əl] Etymology: Gk, anekdotos, unpublished.
See my above paragraph. Testimonials/anecdotes are important to START scientific research. I'll give you a true life example. Pharma came up with a new way to anti-coagulate patients by blocking a receptor on our platelets and called the medicine Plavix. Studies showed that while there was a greater risk of bleeding, Plavix greatly reduced follow-on heart attacks/stent placement. The medicine was a great success for most, and saved many lives from heart attacks, although it did cause some increase in morbidity and mortality via bleeding.
But then we began getting anecdotal reports of people who are on plavix who reclotted their stents quickly. More studies were done, but these studies still showed that Plavix helped most people....so we began studying the differences between the people who responded to Plavix, and those who didn't. We found that those who didn't respond to Plavix fall into a small genetic cohort of people with a different molecule on their platelets.
Moral of story here: Anecdote of Plavix not working on a few people led to more scientific studies which led to a greater understanding of not only plavix, but of human genetics.
Anecdote of vaccines causing autism led to ENORMOUS amount of studies, all of which (except for Wakefield study which was debunked) show that vaccines work to prevent millions of deaths, have relatively common mild side effects, and very rare serious side effects.
But rawmilkmike wants everyone to believe that vaccines cause shaken baby syndrome.
Retinal hemorrhage can be caused by CPR. “Of the 22 patients, 6 (27%) had retinal hemorrhages at the time of CPR-CC. Of these 6 patients, 5 had risk factors for retinal hemorrhages. The sixth patient had no risk factors and may have represented the only true case of retinal hemorrhages due to CPR-CC.”
Are you sure you don't want to cause retinal hemorrhage on vaccines??
CPR is traumatic. Retinal hemorrhage is almost always caused by trauma (could also be caused by hypertension, hypo coagulable states, and probably a few other very uncommon things).
How do hyperbole and ad hominem fit into the scientific method?
Hyperbole, like anecdotes and parables, can help teach. But then, some people are unteachable.....