To fight climate change, California legalizes composting human remains

[ColonelAngus]

This is very odd.

How much will this decrease climate change?

HUMAN remains can legally be used as compost in 2027 in California

California will begin offering the option of human composting after death thanks to a bill recently signed into law that aims to tackle climate change.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Who wants to eat green beans grown with your rotten grandmother’s remains?

 

[SassyIrishLass]

All democrats should offer themselves up

 

[Mr Natural]

Put all those dead bodies to good use.

 

[bigrebnc1775]

This is very odd.

How much will this decrease climate change?

HUMAN remains can legally be used as compost in 2027 in California

California will begin offering the option of human composting after death thanks to a bill recently signed into law that aims to tackle climate change.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Who wants to eat green beans grown with your rotten grandmother’s remains?

Well hogs love the taste of ground up leftist.

 

[bigrebnc1775]

All democrats should offer themselves up

Because they are full of shit.

 

[ColonelAngus]

I got it!

FERTILIZE THE SOIL WITH MURDERED CULT BABIES

 

[SassyIrishLass]

Because they are full of shit.

Think of the luscious crops to feed the nation.

It's the patriotic thing to do, demoquacks

 

[jbrownson0831]

All democrats should offer themselves up

Yes, now.
Soylent Green line forms on the right.

 

[jbrownson0831]

Put all those dead bodies to good use.

Set an example and go now.....

 

[bigrebnc1775]

Think of the luscious crops to feed the nation.

It's the patriotic thing to do, demoquacks

Do it now

 

[ColonelAngus]

Yes. Dems, sacrifice your bodies for the greater good to fertilize soil organically.

You want less people….so offer yourselves up.

 

[SassyIrishLass]

Yes. Dems, sacrifice your bodies for the greater good to fertilize soil organically.

You want less people….so offer yourselves up.

They may as well, they're useless

 

[Mr Natural]

Yes. Dems, sacrifice your bodies for the greater good to fertilize soil organically.

You want less people….so offer yourselves up.

What do you people do with your dead bodies?

 

[toobfreak]

All democrats should offer themselves up

I thought democrat brains were already compost. That's why they attract so many flies.

 

[ColonelAngus]

Can I request my beef only come from cows that eat grass and legumes that have been fertilized with the human remains of vegans?

 

[ColonelAngus]

What do you people do with your dead bodies?

We have a volunteer!

 

[SassyIrishLass]

I thought democrat brains were already compost. That's why they attract so many flies.


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One of two things, flies are satanic and/or they're attracted to shit

 

[marvin martian]

This is very odd.

How much will this decrease climate change?

HUMAN remains can legally be used as compost in 2027 in California

California will begin offering the option of human composting after death thanks to a bill recently signed into law that aims to tackle climate change.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Who wants to eat green beans grown with your rotten grandmother’s remains?

California also happens to be the largest creator of human remains in the country, much of which comes from murder and infanticide.

 

[bigrebnc1775]

We have a volunteer!

And it's clean fertilizer

 

[ColonelAngus]

And it's clean fertilizer