To eat beans, or not to eat beans--that is the question.

[Supposn]

To eat beans, or not to eat beans--that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler to hold back and suffer cramps
Or letting go, uncorking contained stinking gasses and ending distress to one's satisfying relief.
Supposn

 

[Lumpy 1]

The first poem that I recall gladly learning..

Beans Beans and musical fruit, ......(option finish) >>> down your leg and in your boot
The more you eat, the more you toot
The more you toot, the better you feel
So eat beans at every meal.

 

[Intolerant]

Beans are ok. Just cook the wind out of them.