badbob85037
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Was he born in America or Somalia? Neither, he was hatched when a truck driver ate a bad taco and shit on a rock. The next day the hot Sun beating down on that rock he was hatched. His mama as hard as she tried she knew Bo Rock would always be a little shit and at age two she abandoned Bo Rock behind the Gay Somalian Bar and Men's Bath House
At first he almost starved then he discovered he could get his fill handing out salty peats in the back parking lot of the
Gay Somalian Bar and Men's Bath House. He also discovered no only did he get his fill but he got paid a quarter a pop.
So he got some colored markers and cardboard boxes and set him up a Salty Peat Parlor saving his quarters and move to America and start a whole chain of Salty Peat Parlors.
The minute he had enough cash he bought him a ticket on a boat to America The boat sank and killed everyone except Bo Rock who was a turd that flouted from his father's side of the family . He flouted around so lone he became waterlogged and real stanky but on the fifth week he washed up on a beach in Mexico and then carried to Chicago by a shit eating dog. His chain of Salty Peat Parlors went bankrupt being he was real stupid and his homo employees ate all his profits. Bo Rock was ready to just laid down in the gutter to die. But he was picked up on the bottom of a 200 dollar Italian shoe of George Sorro and they fell in Love. So now everyone knows the true story.
At first he almost starved then he discovered he could get his fill handing out salty peats in the back parking lot of the
Gay Somalian Bar and Men's Bath House. He also discovered no only did he get his fill but he got paid a quarter a pop.
So he got some colored markers and cardboard boxes and set him up a Salty Peat Parlor saving his quarters and move to America and start a whole chain of Salty Peat Parlors.
The minute he had enough cash he bought him a ticket on a boat to America The boat sank and killed everyone except Bo Rock who was a turd that flouted from his father's side of the family . He flouted around so lone he became waterlogged and real stanky but on the fifth week he washed up on a beach in Mexico and then carried to Chicago by a shit eating dog. His chain of Salty Peat Parlors went bankrupt being he was real stupid and his homo employees ate all his profits. Bo Rock was ready to just laid down in the gutter to die. But he was picked up on the bottom of a 200 dollar Italian shoe of George Sorro and they fell in Love. So now everyone knows the true story.
