The secret of inner peace

Bootneck

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This may have been mentioned here before but, just in case, I'm passing this on to you because it is definitely working for me and we all could use more calm in our lives.

By following the simple advice of a doctor I heard on TV, I have finally found inner peace. This doctor proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to ALWAYS finish what you have started. It's that simple.

So, this evening, I've been looking around to find things I'd started and hadn't finished. So far I've finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of vocka, a pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a choclets.

Yu haf no idr who gud I fel. Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fee AR in ned ov inr pece.
 
Bootneck - I find inner peace by taking a crap every morning around 8:30 am. If it doesn't happen around that time it seems I'm a bit grouchy the rest of the day!:lol:
 

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