- Bachmann: Unelectable. Has a voice like nails on a chalkboard, plus says crazy things. Easy win.
- Cain: Unelectable. Not only does he look black, he IS black.
- Santorum: Unelectable. Looks like a scared puppy dog. Could put speed freak to sleep.
- Perry: Electable. Is a Republican's Republican. Says crazy things, but at least does it with manly style. Obama, I think, would crush him.
- Romney: Electable. Seems like a moderate. Looks like a president. Other than Huntsman, would be biggest challenge to Obama. Thank God Repubs hate him.
- Huntsman: See Romney. How is it that the Repub's best candidates are both Mormons? That's weird.
- Gingrich: Electable. Why is it again that he's a has-been? Made a good showing in the Reagan debate.
- Paul: Like your crazy old great uncle. As long as you don't take him seriously, he's cute. (Did you catch the line about the border fence keeping Americans IN?)