Vintij
Senior Member
I have noticed many similaritys between the bible and the quran. I have now come to the conclusion that they are the same thing, interpreted in different ways and seperated over the years.
But why are either of them practiced now?
I can understand muslims, who are so far behind with technology and modernism. They sort of live in the past and like it that way, I mean, they wipe their ass with their hands for crying out loud.
But Americans? Who exactly wrote the new testamen? Because for some reason, americans like to model themselves after the new testeman and totally ignore the old testamen which is "the word of god" according to them. Why ignore some words of god and not others?
Is it because they dont like to stone their own children? (Deuteronomy 21:18-21)
http://www.thebricktestament.com/the_law/when_to_stone_your_children/dt21_21.html
Is it because they dont want to get slapped when they refuse to marry a sister in law? (deuteronomy 25:9)
http://www.thebricktestament.com/the_law/when_to_marry_your_sister-in-law/dt25_09.html
Is it because they want to marry two sisters at the same time without incest? (leviticus 18:18)
http://www.thebricktestament.com/the_law/incest/lv18_18.html
Is it because they are afriad? Because in Deuteronomy 29:30 the bible states that if someone wants to follow their own heart in terms of moral judgment, they shall be cursed with all the evils of the world. And shall burn in hell.
Okay maybe I picked the wrong chapter.
Lets move to joshua.
Basically, god told joshua to kill Achan and his son, daughter, goats, donkeys, everything.
All because he took some loot.
How did they kill Achan? They stoned him and his family to death.
And then according to joshua 7:26, god was happy.
Wow, no wonder nobody likes to talk about the old testamen. Its completely insane! And a joke!
I mean cmon. According to joshua 5:8, he circumcised an entire nation? Because god told him to? Thats alot of penis.
And, according to Deuteronomy 22:29, a woman must marry the man who raped her? After he pays her dad 50 silver sheckles?
That sounds alot like the quran to me.
This is my theory. The old testamen IS the quran in disguise....while the new testamen was created for future generations like America. And the middle east, has not gotten the message that its 2007. I guess they think its 2007BC? oh well.
No offense to christians or muslims but......a major portion of both your bibles are complete lunacy, weather you practice them or not. And I think it should be put in the fiction section. You cant practice a few parts of the new testamen, a few parts of the old testamen....and then competely ignore everything else. Its called hipocracy. Unless someone can explain to me how they can be close to god without caring for the old testamen, then I will continue to bash the bible for stupid stories of death and circumsition, that dont help anyone.
But why are either of them practiced now?
I can understand muslims, who are so far behind with technology and modernism. They sort of live in the past and like it that way, I mean, they wipe their ass with their hands for crying out loud.
But Americans? Who exactly wrote the new testamen? Because for some reason, americans like to model themselves after the new testeman and totally ignore the old testamen which is "the word of god" according to them. Why ignore some words of god and not others?
Is it because they dont like to stone their own children? (Deuteronomy 21:18-21)
http://www.thebricktestament.com/the_law/when_to_stone_your_children/dt21_21.html
Is it because they dont want to get slapped when they refuse to marry a sister in law? (deuteronomy 25:9)
http://www.thebricktestament.com/the_law/when_to_marry_your_sister-in-law/dt25_09.html
Is it because they want to marry two sisters at the same time without incest? (leviticus 18:18)
http://www.thebricktestament.com/the_law/incest/lv18_18.html
Is it because they are afriad? Because in Deuteronomy 29:30 the bible states that if someone wants to follow their own heart in terms of moral judgment, they shall be cursed with all the evils of the world. And shall burn in hell.
Okay maybe I picked the wrong chapter.
Lets move to joshua.
Basically, god told joshua to kill Achan and his son, daughter, goats, donkeys, everything.
All because he took some loot.
How did they kill Achan? They stoned him and his family to death.
And then according to joshua 7:26, god was happy.
Wow, no wonder nobody likes to talk about the old testamen. Its completely insane! And a joke!
I mean cmon. According to joshua 5:8, he circumcised an entire nation? Because god told him to? Thats alot of penis.
And, according to Deuteronomy 22:29, a woman must marry the man who raped her? After he pays her dad 50 silver sheckles?
That sounds alot like the quran to me.
This is my theory. The old testamen IS the quran in disguise....while the new testamen was created for future generations like America. And the middle east, has not gotten the message that its 2007. I guess they think its 2007BC? oh well.
No offense to christians or muslims but......a major portion of both your bibles are complete lunacy, weather you practice them or not. And I think it should be put in the fiction section. You cant practice a few parts of the new testamen, a few parts of the old testamen....and then competely ignore everything else. Its called hipocracy. Unless someone can explain to me how they can be close to god without caring for the old testamen, then I will continue to bash the bible for stupid stories of death and circumsition, that dont help anyone.