The priest's cock

[Bootneck]

The priest in a small Irish village loved his chickens that he kept in the coop behind the church. One Sunday morning before mass, he went to feed the birds and discovered that the cock was missing. He knew about the cock fights in the village, so he decided to question his parishioners in church. During mass, he asked his congregation, "Has anybody got a cock?" All the men stood up. "No, no, that wasn't what I meant. Has any body seen a cock?" All the women stood up. "No, no, that wasn't what I meant either. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?"....Half the women stood up. "No, no, no, that wasn't what I meant. What I really, really mean is, has anybody seen MY cock?" Sixteen altar boys, two priests and a nun stood up.

 

[DamnYankee]

 

[Dis]

Thus, Yukon is born...

 

[Bootneck]

Thus, Yukon is born...

Yes. Glad you spotted that. I forgot to add his name.

 

[Big Black Dog]

Bootneck - Careful there... I'm pretty sensitive to jokes about chickens!

 

[Bootneck]

Bootneck - Careful there... I'm pretty sensitive to jokes about chickens!

Really? Not still pondering on who came first. The chicken or the egg, are you?

Ponder no more, my friend. The secret is out:

The chicken and the egg are laying in bed after sex. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face while the egg is frowning and looking slightly annoyed.
The egg mutters "Well I guess that answers that riddle"

 

[Mr.Fitnah]

The Marine and The Insurgent....

A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist who was badly injured and unconscious.

On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert, and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.

The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent.

We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he deserved.

And he yelled back that Barack Obama is a lying, good-for-nothing, left wing Commie who isn't even an American.

So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian!

He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy Pelosi!"

"And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us."

 

[Meister]

the marine and the insurgent....

A u.s. Marine squad was marching north of fallujah when they came upon an iraqi terrorist who was badly injured and unconscious.

On the opposite side of the road was an american marine in a similar but less serious state. The marine was conscious and alert, and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured marine what had happened.

The marine reported, "i was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent.

We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him that saddam hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he deserved.

And he yelled back that barack obama is a lying, good-for-nothing, left wing commie who isn't even an american.

So i said that osama bin laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian!

He retaliated by yelling, "oh yeah? Well, so does nancy pelosi!"

"and, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us."

lol

 

[Tariq]

It is true that christian men are unable to control sexual urges and thus take liberties with women. Islam does not permit this. We can control ourselves. Please join us.

 

[Charles Stucker]

It is true that christian men are unable to control sexual urges and thus take liberties with women. Islam does not permit this. We can control ourselves. Please join us.

That's the funniest thing I've seen today.

 

[Mr. H.]

Funny thread with funny long-gone members.