The one, the only...

[Aristophanes]

...ME, is here.

I look forward to participating in the wide variety of discussion topics at this wonderful forum.

Oh, and pissing off liberals, which is a fortunate by-product of my existence.

 

[dec8ur]

welcome

 

[RodISHI]

 

[editec]

May you live up to your chosen nom de plume

 

[Midnight Marauder]

Welcome to the USMB Astrophanes!

The brain drain of the nanny-state corporate forum continues! Their losses are our gains!

 

[Liability]

Welcome to ARI!

Woot.

(I often wonder wtf "woot" actually means. )

 

[xotoxi]

The brain drain of the nanny-state corporate forum continues!

 

[Big Black Dog]

Welcome to the sandbox. Hope you brought your own toys. You'll be happy here. There's lots of liberals to pick on.

 

[Aristophanes]

Welcome to the sandbox. Hope you brought your own toys. You'll be happy here. There's lots of liberals to pick on.

What I've noticed about the liberals here thusfar:

1) They are the most hate-ridden people on the planet
2) They are utterly miserable
3) They completely lack the ability to actually address any matter of substance, and can only name-call and make vulgar jokes.

 

[xotoxi]

What I've noticed about the liberals here thusfar:

1) They are the most hate-ridden people on the planet
2) They are utterly miserable
3) They completely lack the ability to actually address any matter of substance, and can only name-call and make vulgar jokes.

Interesting...

I have found the same things about conservatives.

 

[Aristophanes]

What I've noticed about the liberals here thusfar:

1) They are the most hate-ridden people on the planet
2) They are utterly miserable
3) They completely lack the ability to actually address any matter of substance, and can only name-call and make vulgar jokes.

Interesting...

I have found the same things about conservatives.

I doubt it. You certainly won't find the same thing about me.

 

[xotoxi]

What I've noticed about the liberals here thusfar:

1) They are the most hate-ridden people on the planet
2) They are utterly miserable
3) They completely lack the ability to actually address any matter of substance, and can only name-call and make vulgar jokes.

Interesting...

I have found the same things about conservatives.

I doubt it. You certainly won't find the same thing about me.

Excellent. But I can make you a large list of cons that fit the above description.

 

[Shogun]

Remember folks.. child killing she bears are not violent... just really sensitive about hair loss. and, if you go naked around anyone other than your spouce you deserve to be hacked to chunks by an angry jew. Oh yea.. and Jericho pretty much deserved to have every man woman and child butchered because it was close to S&G.


this wave of silly nubs is about as interesting as the last batch from the AOL boards.


*yawn*

 

[Aristophanes]

Interesting...

I have found the same things about conservatives.

I doubt it. You certainly won't find the same thing about me.

Excellent. But I can make you a large list of cons that fit the above description.

I seriously doubt it.

By the way, Shogun here above is the classic example of the liberal about whom I speak.

You will be hard-pressed to find a more hate-filled person in the whole world.

 

[Sarah G]

Welcome to the sandbox. Hope you brought your own toys. You'll be happy here. There's lots of liberals to pick on.

What I've noticed about the liberals here thusfar:

1) They are the most hate-ridden people on the planet
2) They are utterly miserable
3) They completely lack the ability to actually address any matter of substance, and can only name-call and make vulgar jokes.

Another Hannity psycho.. Example of number 3 on your list? See numbers 2 and 1. Oh and don't forget to check out the avvie..

 

[Aristophanes]

Another Hannity psycho.. Example of number 3 on your list? See numbers 2 and 1. Oh and don't forget to check out the avvie..

My fans abound!

Only morons are offended by my obviously comical avatar.

You're not offended by my obviously comical avatar, are you?

 

[xotoxi]

You're not offended by my obviously comical avatar, are you?

Offended, no.

Frightened, yes.

 

[xsited1]

...ME, is here.

I look forward to participating in the wide variety of discussion topics at this wonderful forum.

Oh, and pissing off liberals, which is a fortunate by-product of my existence.

Pissing off liberals (or as I call them - 'Libtards') is easy to do since they operate 100% on emotion.

I love Urban Dictionary's definitions of a Libtard. Here's one:

Urban Dictionary: libtard

In a large nutshell, a libtard's goal in life includes one or more of the following:

--the establishment of a Socialist "utopia" (a.k.a. a global nanny state)
--"benevolent" totalitarian control of the world's population through any means necessary
--ever increasing government micromanagement of private enterprise (a.k.a. clueless meddling)
--the adoption of laws, treaties and tax regulations that hinder America's competitiveness
--the usurpation of the legislative process, at all levels, through judicial fiat
--the filing of specious law suits in order to thwart the will of the people (e.g. Calif. Proposition. 187)
--the promotion of the tyranny of the minority
--the filing of specious law suits to shakedown corporations for cash (under the guise of "social responsibility")
--the disproportionate taxation of citizens "who have more money than they need"
--the redistribution of wealth from producers to non-producers (under the guise of "fairness")
--the banning and confiscation of all privately owned guns (even though it has lead to genocide)
--the abolition of all private property rights
--the destruction of all national sovereignty (America first, of course)
--the destruction of Capitalism
--the establishment of one religion (with no personal accountability), OR the abolition of all religion
--the appeasement of Islamic radicals and their American front groups like CAIR (see: Religion of Pieces)
--the regulation, or banning, of all opposition media (under the guise of "fairness")
--the appeasement of Communist dictators and their American front groups
--the further insertion of Socialist ideology and indoctrination into public school curricula
--the purposeful "dumbing down" of the masses through inane public school curricula and pedagogy
--mass thought control through "speech codes" and political correctness
--the further promulgation of the homosexual/pedophile agenda
--the teaching of HATE (superficially disguised as "Women's Studies", "African Studies", etc.)
--the legalization of marijuana ("far OUT, man")
--the establishment of world wide socialized medicine (under the guise of "fairness")
--the conservation of the environment over the conservation of the American economy
--the demonization of attempts to make English America’s national language
--world peace (which genocidal dictators define as: "the absence of conflict"--dead men cannot resist your brutal oppression)
--the conservation of the environment over the conservation of humanity
--the promotion of abortion as birth control, eugenics, and teaching the theory of evolution as fact (even though the 2nd Law of Thermodynamics precludes it from the get-go)
--the abolition of individual freedom
--anarchy

 

[Aristophanes]

You're not offended by my obviously comical avatar, are you?

Offended, no.

Frightened, yes.

A cartoon cat with a cartoon Kalashnikov and a cartoon nuke going off in the background is all it takes to scare you?

Do you leave your house? Ever? I have a hard time seeing how you get over the fear of the giant flaming ball of white-hot nuclear fusion in the sky if my avatar is all takes to induce fear.

 

[Aristophanes]

Pissing off liberals (or as I call them - 'Libtards') is easy to do since they operate 100% on emotion.

I love Urban Dictionary's definitions of a Libtard. Here's one:

Urban Dictionary: libtard

In a large nutshell, a libtard's goal in life includes one or more of the following:

--the establishment of a Socialist "utopia" (a.k.a. a global nanny state)
--"benevolent" totalitarian control of the world's population through any means necessary
--ever increasing government micromanagement of private enterprise (a.k.a. clueless meddling)
--the adoption of laws, treaties and tax regulations that hinder America's competitiveness
--the usurpation of the legislative process, at all levels, through judicial fiat
--the filing of specious law suits in order to thwart the will of the people (e.g. Calif. Proposition. 187)
--the promotion of the tyranny of the minority
--the filing of specious law suits to shakedown corporations for cash (under the guise of "social responsibility")
--the disproportionate taxation of citizens "who have more money than they need"
--the redistribution of wealth from producers to non-producers (under the guise of "fairness")
--the banning and confiscation of all privately owned guns (even though it has lead to genocide)
--the abolition of all private property rights
--the destruction of all national sovereignty (America first, of course)
--the destruction of Capitalism
--the establishment of one religion (with no personal accountability), OR the abolition of all religion
--the appeasement of Islamic radicals and their American front groups like CAIR (see: Religion of Pieces)
--the regulation, or banning, of all opposition media (under the guise of "fairness")
--the appeasement of Communist dictators and their American front groups
--the further insertion of Socialist ideology and indoctrination into public school curricula
--the purposeful "dumbing down" of the masses through inane public school curricula and pedagogy
--mass thought control through "speech codes" and political correctness
--the further promulgation of the homosexual/pedophile agenda
--the teaching of HATE (superficially disguised as "Women's Studies", "African Studies", etc.)
--the legalization of marijuana ("far OUT, man")
--the establishment of world wide socialized medicine (under the guise of "fairness")
--the conservation of the environment over the conservation of the American economy
--the demonization of attempts to make English America’s national language
--world peace (which genocidal dictators define as: "the absence of conflict"--dead men cannot resist your brutal oppression)
--the conservation of the environment over the conservation of humanity
--the promotion of abortion as birth control, eugenics, and teaching the theory of evolution as fact (even though the 2nd Law of Thermodynamics precludes it from the get-go)
--the abolition of individual freedom
--anarchy

That's a pretty comprehensive list.

My favorite is the "liberals only believe in the 2nd law of Thermodynamics when convenient."