The Next Great Terror Threat: Genies

[Modbert]

Saudi family sues genie, alleges harassment - CNN.com

(CNN) -- A family in Saudi Arabia has taken a genie to court, alleging theft and harassment, according to local media.

The lawsuit filed in Shariah court accuses the genie of leaving them threatening voicemails, stealing their cell phones and hurling rocks at them when they leave their house at night, said Al-Watan newspaper.

At least according to this Saudi Arabia family that are taking a Genie to court for various things.

(By the way, yes I know that in their culture that a belief in Genies are common but this doesn't make it any less hilarious )

 

[Avatar4321]

Ill be more than willing to take the genie off their hands if i get three wishes and can get rid of it when im done.

 

[Harry Dresden]

Ill be more than willing to take the genie off their hands if i get three wishes and can get rid of it when im done.

if its a female....just dont ask it to give you a little head....

 

[del]

Ill be more than willing to take the genie off their hands if i get three wishes and can get rid of it when im done.

if its a female....just dont ask it to give you a little head....

if you ask for a twelve inch penis, be sure you enunciate clearly.

 

[eagleseven]

I think the preferred spelling is Djinn?

 

[random3434]

 

[Sweet Willy]

Ill be more than willing to take the genie off their hands if i get three wishes and can get rid of it when im done.

if its a female....just dont ask it to give you a little head....

if you ask for a twelve inch penis, be sure you enunciate clearly.

And don't even try asking for a one foot prick.

 

[Big Black Dog]

I freed a genie from a bottle once and the bastard would even give me just one wish. All he said was "Fuck You, Big Black Dog". Talk about gratitude.