The Mindless Thread

[Michelle420]

Sure its mostly mindless, ridiculous, fun meant ideas.

Q. ... It's sort of like why do people buy 7.5 oz. cans of Pop?
A. ... They don't want any to go to waste.

It's like the flame zone's random as fuck thread.

 

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Two friends are at the first tee. The first guy goes into his golf bag to get a ball and says to his friend,
"Hey, why don't you try this ball?" He draws a green golf ball out of his bag. "You can't lose it."
Paul replies, "What do you mean you can't lose it?!" Harv says, "I'm serious, you can't lose it."
"If you hit it into the woods, it makes a beeping sound, if you hit it into the water it produces bubbles,
and if you hit it on the fairway, smoke comes up in order for you to find it."
Obviously, Paul doesn't believe him, but Harv shows him all the possibilities until he is convinced.
Paul says, "Wow! That's incredible! Where did you get that ball?!"



"I found it."

 

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[Michelle420]

Good songs here appz

 

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[Dadoalex]

Why does the USS Enterprise have windows?
It looks like an office building at night.

There's nothing to see in space unless you're really close and then half the ship wouldn't "see" it anyway.

 

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Looking is just in our nature is a good thought?
I just want some real cool stuff decaled on my Starship.

 

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Shirley walks into a doctor’s office.
She gets in the room with the doctor and says,
“Doc, I hurt all over.” The doctor is really interested.
He says, “What do you mean, you hurt all over?”
Shirley says, “I’ll show you.”
She then touches herself on her leg.
“OW!!! I hurt there.” Then she touches her earlobe.
“OW!!!!!! I hurt there too!” Then she touches her hair.
“OW!!!!! EVEN MY HAIR HURTS!”
So, the doctor thinks on it for 5 min.
Then he says, “Tell me, is blonde your natural hair color?”
Shirley says “Yes, why?”
The doctor says, “Well, you have a broken finger…“

 

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When I got home there was a note on the fridge from my wife.
It read "It's not working. I can't take it anymore! I've gone to stay
with my Sister." I opened the fridge, the light came on,
and the beer was cold. God only knows what she was talking about.

 

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If there were a reduction in gene pool variability rate of 11% per generation,
how long will it take the town that has been bypassed by the interstate to
produce a Bluegrass singer that will join Possum Trott ?


If you are traveling in a Spaceship at 100 x the speed of light and the
light photons acts like a particle what would it feel like slamming in to all those
particles. A brick wall or a Iron Door? Or would the Photon turn into
an Electron and you're now a Stun Gun ?

 

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If you fear the unknown, then you will be Heightened & aware of your surroundings.
Face them with courage. What other choice do you have? Sure shat your pants.
That's also not an act of cowardice. Its just the bowels letting go early. Of course, you
can add STANK to the story you share with your friends.

 

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Earl and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat fishing,
Chewing tobacco and drinking beer when suddenly
Bubba says, "Think I'm gonna divorce the wife - she
Ain't spoke to me in over 2 months."
Earl spits overboard, takes a long, slow sip of beer and says,
"Better think it over ....women like that are hard to find."

 

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