The Mindless Thread

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Hum to the tune of Sound of Silence

Hello, Pollen, my old Friend,
You come to squat on me again.
In your reasons, a thinking,
While in my vision you're - shrinking.
My car, you never R. and, in the land - of plenty.
Then again, I hear the sound---- of ---- Strong winds! ... ...
And, in the virgin daylight, I saw.
Billions of yellow things galore.
And, in my thoughts - there were more -----
Of running noises - sore FEET.
But the echos were, ----- of sneezes. -----

 

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Smart questions , smart answers. I miss this sort of give and take in the public forum.

 

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  I know that this is an old thread, but I want to reply to it anyway.

 

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So, I have been caught up in the New 11 Pro Desktop. That jokes on me too!

Yep, I'm back!

I look down to a Cottonmouth bumping against my boot with a frog in its mouth.
I give it a shot of Seagram's for the frog, it moves off. Sometime later the Snake is
back with 2 frogs.

 

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A Union Steward goes to a brothel and asks the Madam "Is this a union house?" No, it's not" she replies. "How much do the girls earn?" the union man asks. "You pay me $500, the house gets $400 and the girl gets $100" "That's crass exploitation!" the man yells and stomps out.​

Eventually he finds a union brothel and asks, "If I give you $500, how much does the girl get?"
The Madam says, "She gets $400". "That's great!" the union man says. "I'd like Colleen" "I'm sure
you would" says the Madam "but Theresa has seniority".

 

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Hi, welcome to “Towel at the Beach Day,” My name is Zac, I’ll be your host.

 

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Talent is distributed equally worldwide. Bobs out there knocking on another's door too!

 

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So much harm has been done now. The Pain, too much to carry!




How can the door close quietly this evening!

 

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V necks, the only way to go!

 

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Baldness, Hugh thighs, and potbellies are all signs you pee on Moto Marts bathroom floor, missing the Urinals.
We came home late. As we got to the front door, I saw bugs crawling up the wall under the porch light.
Real serious like, I said "Hey! Look at this!" while pointing to one of the bugs.
"Look!...Listen!! Do you hear that???"
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She leaned in to look at the bug and said, "Hear what?"
I answered, "99 thump, 99 thump! It's a centipede with a wooden leg!" She Laughed!

 

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We are in the Big City today heading to the financial loan department to sign the papers for the kid’s college fund. So, we are in the Elevator at the multi-story parking garage, and it stops, we stuck there for hours. Finally freed we return home. We get home, Call the Kids in a group conference and tell of the experience. They ask if we got out!

"It’s a great afternoon, why rush?

The Government says that the average Couple are now worth $$$$$$$ 1.4 million. So, we have dedicated our marriage to drinking and partying instead of to the future. We can’t wait to meet the Hot Couple in the Condo at the other end of the building.

 

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Two old Vets are boasting to each other about their old army days.
"Why, my outfit was so well drilled," declared one, "that when they presented arms all you could hear was slap, slap, click."

"Lets pop in here and play some slots!"

"Very good," conceded the other, "but when my company presented arms, you'd just hear slap, slap, jingle."
"What was the jingle?" asked the first. "Oh," replied the other offhand, "just our medals."

 

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Have you ever wished your dog could just be contented?

 

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Steve and April are so good at Radio Presents!

 

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I ran out of Coffee; it is so cold out there in that wind.
I have grounds for complaints.