The Mindless Thread

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Miss Reynolds a very pretty 6th grade teacher is concerned.
One of her eleven-year-old students tests scores are low.
Taking him aside after class one day, she ask,
"Little Johnny, why has your schoolwork been so poor lately?"
So Lil Johnny thinks about that for a bit and answers, "I'm in love."
Holding back an urge to smile, his teacher then asks, "With whom?"
"With YOU Miss Reynolds!" Lil Johnny says.
"But Johnny," she said gently, "don't you see how silly that is?
It's true that I would like a husband of my own someday.
But I don't want a child."
"Oh, don't worry, "Miss Reynolds, "I'll use a rubber.

 

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This morning I went to sign my Dog up for welfare.
At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare".
So I explained to her that my Dog is a mix in color,
unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and
has no frigging clue who his Daddy is.
He expects me to feed him,
provide him with housing and medical care
and feel guilty because he is a dog.
So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify.
My Dog gets his first check Friday.










This is a great country!

 

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Then she said, "You're gonna need your ladder!"

 

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Sure and the sun rises on you two tomorrow.

 

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