The last person to post in this thread WINS!!

[CSM]

:coffee3:

Morning all. Just finishing the first cup o' joe and not yet really alive....

Funny you should mention that...

 

[UsaPride]

Morning all.

Morning sugar plum!

 

[no1tovote4]

Morning sugar plum!

Makes me all squiggly inside when a southern gal calls me that!

 

[UsaPride]

Makes me all squiggly inside when a southern gal calls me that!

LMAO!!! Do you get called that often by southern gals?

 

[no1tovote4]

LMAO!!! Do you get called that often by southern gals?

Nuh! I don't get much chance to talk with y'all all that often! For some reason the wife gets upset when I get all squiggly inside talking with other women.

:whip3:

:teeth:

 

[CSM]

Nuh! I don't get much chance to talk with y'all all that often! For some reason the wife gets upset when I get all squiggly inside talking with other women.

:whip3:

:teeth:

Squiggly???? Dont they have a pill for that?

 

[UsaPride]

For some reason the wife gets upset when I get all squiggly inside talking with other women.

LOL!! I can understand that. I wouldn't want my husband getting all squiggly inside talking with other women. Although them flirting with him I don't mind, it just means I made a good choice, lol, as long as he doesn't flirt back, much!

 

[no1tovote4]

Squiggly???? Dont they have a pill for that?

Not yet. Donate to the cooties relief fund, they are still looking for a cure!

 

[UsaPride]

they are still looking for a cure!

There is no cure. Get used to it! :

 

[CSM]

Not yet. Donate to the cooties relief fund, they are still looking for a cure!

I understand wedding cake goes a long way in relieving the symptoms of cooties infestation.

 

[no1tovote4]

I understand wedding cake goes a long way in relieving the symptoms of cooties infestation.

It does, it is only a preventative measure though. Sometimes infestation is marriage-resistant.

 

[CSM]

It does, it is only a preventative measure though. Sometimes infestation is marriage-resistant.

true enough...I guess cooties are like cockroaches and will be around even after the big nuclear holocaust that will end civilization as we know it.

 

[UsaPride]

Yall throw around that word "cooties" like it's a bad thing. Admit it guys, you love the cooties!

 

[CSM]

Yall throw around that word "cooties" like it's a bad thing. Admit it guys, you love the cooties!

Cooties grow on you; kinda like a wart you miss them when they are gone.

 

[no1tovote4]

Yall throw around that word "cooties" like it's a bad thing. Admit it guys, you love the cooties!

Especially when they are crawling around in the bed with us....


(oh, I am a bad, baaad, boy!)
:spank3:

 

[UsaPride]

Cooties grow on you; kinda like a wart you miss them when they are gone.

Wart: codeword for men!

 

[UsaPride]

Especially when they are crawling around in the bed with us....

LOL!!

 

[janeeng]

Wart: codeword for men!

I think men are more like a hemmoroid - can't seem to rid of them!

 

[UsaPride]

My friends back!!

I think men are more like a hemmoroid - can't seem to rid of them!

LMAO!!!!

 

[janeeng]

My friends back!!
LMAO!!!!

HAHAH! Yeah, I have been feeling pretty crappy the past couple days! good ol cold! nothing stinks more than not being able to taste or smell!