The John Kennedy assassination ..who's who on the Grassy Knoll

[Rat in the Hat]

Did they use color safe bleach or straight Clorox?

in all the years I've been gun bleaching, color safe has always worked best and leaves no nasty bathtub ring!

My gun always jams after I presoak and wash it in straight Clorox.

No wonder! I've been doing it wrong all this time.

Thanks for the tip.

Are you using the gentle cycle or permanent press?

NO!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't bleach your guns in the washing machine!!!!! You'll damage the grips that way. You have to hand bleach them in the tub or the kitchen sink.

 

[daws101]

Did they use color safe bleach or straight Clorox?

in all the years I've been gun bleaching, color safe has always worked best and leaves no nasty bathtub ring!

My gun always jams after I presoak and wash it in straight Clorox.

No wonder! I've been doing it wrong all this time.

Thanks for the tip.

Are you using the gentle cycle or permanent press?

are you mad!? straight clorox !
that's like wearing pearls with corduroy!
gentle cycle only !

 

[testarosa]

in all the years I've been gun bleaching, color safe has always worked best and leaves no nasty bathtub ring!

My gun always jams after I presoak and wash it in straight Clorox.

No wonder! I've been doing it wrong all this time.

Thanks for the tip.

Are you using the gentle cycle or permanent press?

NO!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't bleach your guns in the washing machine!!!!! You'll damage the grips that way. You have to hand bleach them in the tub or the kitchen sink.

Oh Whew!

You caught me just in time, I was just putting in a load of guns.

 

[testarosa]

OUCH!

I caught the fake reflection of my head in the washer.

 

[Rat in the Hat]

My gun always jams after I presoak and wash it in straight Clorox.

No wonder! I've been doing it wrong all this time.

Thanks for the tip.

Are you using the gentle cycle or permanent press?

NO!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't bleach your guns in the washing machine!!!!! You'll damage the grips that way. You have to hand bleach them in the tub or the kitchen sink.

Oh Whew!

You caught me just in time, I was just putting in a load of guns.

Hey, I have a better idea for you, and you can get a nice two-fer out of it...

Put your guns in a little bucket, fill it with bleach, then put that out in the yard and let the sun help bleach the guns for you. Then when you're done, take your pesky roosters and give them a bath in the bucket. Bet those suckers won't be crowing too well tomorrow morning.

 

[Rat in the Hat]

OUCH!

I caught the fake reflection of my head in the washer.

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[testarosa]

NO!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't bleach your guns in the washing machine!!!!! You'll damage the grips that way. You have to hand bleach them in the tub or the kitchen sink.

Oh Whew!

You caught me just in time, I was just putting in a load of guns.

Hey, I have a better idea for you, and you can get a nice two-fer out of it...

Put your guns in a little bucket, fill it with bleach, then put that out in the yard and let the sun help bleach the guns for you. Then when you're done, take your pesky roosters and give them a bath in the bucket. Bet those suckers won't be crowing too well tomorrow morning.

Two-fer, Two-fer one!

Maybe I should put the guns in a little bucket, fill it with bleach, then put that out in the yard, grab the roosters, stick them in the gentle cycle on hot with a little color safe bleach. They'll be "done" when they come out.

 

[Rat in the Hat]

Oh Whew!

You caught me just in time, I was just putting in a load of guns.

Hey, I have a better idea for you, and you can get a nice two-fer out of it...

Put your guns in a little bucket, fill it with bleach, then put that out in the yard and let the sun help bleach the guns for you. Then when you're done, take your pesky roosters and give them a bath in the bucket. Bet those suckers won't be crowing too well tomorrow morning.

Two-fer, Two-fer one!

Maybe I should put the guns in a little bucket, fill it with bleach, then put that out in the yard, grab the roosters, stick them in the gentle cycle on hot with a little color safe bleach. They'll be "done" when they come out.

You don't use gentle cycle on roosters.


Bulky items, heavily soiled, hot, extra fast spin.


You'll be truly amazed with the results.

 

[daws101]

Hey, I have a better idea for you, and you can get a nice two-fer out of it...

Put your guns in a little bucket, fill it with bleach, then put that out in the yard and let the sun help bleach the guns for you. Then when you're done, take your pesky roosters and give them a bath in the bucket. Bet those suckers won't be crowing too well tomorrow morning.

Two-fer, Two-fer one!

Maybe I should put the guns in a little bucket, fill it with bleach, then put that out in the yard, grab the roosters, stick them in the gentle cycle on hot with a little color safe bleach. They'll be "done" when they come out.

You don't use gentle cycle on roosters.


Bulky items, heavily soiled, hot, extra fast spin.


You'll be truly amazed with the results.

for the really tough stuff like the scales on their feet and the beak, use one extra tide pod.
it makes a fine tenderizer too!

 

[freedombecki]

Does that beat ring around the collar?

 

[testarosa]

Does that beat ring around the collar?

Guns, roosters, plus a whole lot more!

 

[PredFan]

Does that beat ring around the collar?

Sometimes you end up with ring aroung the gun sight. It's pretty unsightly with the rest of the gun bleached white and all. Need to try some Wisk maybe.

 

[Rat in the Hat]

@ the search tags on the bottom of the thread.

permanent press,
color safe bleach works best,
gentle cycle,
washing machine,
use bleach for cleaning whites,
bleach,
hand washing whites,
i use clorox bleach,
rooster washing,
clorox,
color safe bleach,
washing whites with bleach

It looks like the Google spiders think this is a thread about laundry.

 

[testarosa]

JFK conspiracy thread flips to the laundry thread.

 

[Rat in the Hat]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6e-d5BsP41o]Friends - Ross & Rachel doing laundry - YouTube[/ame]

 

[testarosa]

"rooster washing"

 

[Rat in the Hat]

"rooster washing"

Farmers do laundry too!

 

[testarosa]

Now driver approved for gun bleaching!

 

[Rat in the Hat]

Now driver approved for gun bleaching!

Bet you would need a lot of that to bleach this gun.

 

[Rat in the Hat]

Now driver approved for gun bleaching!

By the way, did you know that after the driver killed JFK, he and all the witnesses were eliminated by John Rambo?

They have film coverage of it too!

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5VqEHR7I6s]Rambo On a 50 cal With Benny Hill Theme - YouTube[/ame]