The Jesus Nut.

Crepitus

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Not what you're thinking.

In my line of work I occasionally have ride in or arrange for others to ride in helicopters. Personally I hate them. I don't like flying anyway and these are the worst way to do it. Anyway, now that my quarantine is over(as of this afternoon) I had to call on a local air taxi service to arrange for some rapid transportation (not for me) from the airport to a remote location. The were working on one of the 6 seater Bells they use All the time and I was shocked to see that the entire main rotor is held on by one, that's right, just one, single large nut. Known colloquially as the Jesus Nut for fairly obvious reasons.

I'm never getting in one of those things again.
 
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Not what you're thinking.

In my line of work I occasionally have ride in or arrange for others to ride in helicopters. Personally I hate them. I don't like flying anyway and these are the worst way to do it. Anyway, now that my quarantine is over(as of this afternoon) I had to call on a local air taxi service to arrange for some rapid transportation (not for me) from the airport to a remote location. The were working on one of the 6 seater Bells they use All the time and I was shocked to see that the entire main rotor is held on by one, that's right, just one, single large nut. Known colloquially as the Jesus Nut for fairly obvious reasons.

I'm never getting in one of those things again.

Actually the situation is not much better for small 2 or 4 seat airplanes. I helped my Physics teacher restore a Belanca Viking back around high school.. Wings comes off with a single bolt.. But if you lose one wing -- LOL....
 
Not what you're thinking.

In my line of work I occasionally have ride in or arrange for others to ride in helicopters. Personally I hate them. I don't like flying anyway and these are the worst way to do it. Anyway, now that my quarantine is over(as of this afternoon) I had to call on a local air taxi service to arrange for some rapid transportation (not for me) from the airport to a remote location. The were working on one of the 6 seater Bells they use All the time and I was shocked to see that the entire main rotor is held on by one, that's right, just one, single large nut. Known colloquially as the Jesus Nut for fairly obvious reasons.

I'm never getting in one of those things again.

Actually the situation is not much better for small 2 or 4 seat airplanes. I helped my Physics teacher restore a Belanca Viking back around high school.. Wings comes off with a single bolt.. But if you lose one wing -- LOL....
I may never fly again.
 
Not what you're thinking.

In my line of work I occasionally have ride in or arrange for others to ride in helicopters. Personally I hate them. I don't like flying anyway and these are the worst way to do it. Anyway, now that my quarantine is over(as of this afternoon) I had to call on a local air taxi service to arrange for some rapid transportation (not for me) from the airport to a remote location. The were working on one of the 6 seater Bells they use All the time and I was shocked to see that the entire main rotor is held on by one, that's right, just one, single large nut. Known colloquially as the Jesus Nut for fairly obvious reasons.

I'm never getting in one of those things again.

Good for you. Leftists should go out of their way to avoid helicopters.
 
Not what you're thinking.

In my line of work I occasionally have ride in or arrange for others to ride in helicopters. Personally I hate them. I don't like flying anyway and these are the worst way to do it. Anyway, now that my quarantine is over(as of this afternoon) I had to call on a local air taxi service to arrange for some rapid transportation (not for me) from the airport to a remote location. The were working on one of the 6 seater Bells they use All the time and I was shocked to see that the entire main rotor is held on by one, that's right, just one, single large nut. Known colloquially as the Jesus Nut for fairly obvious reasons.

I'm never getting in one of those things again.

Good for you. Leftists should go out of their way to avoid helicopters.
Oh look, vague threats from the right.

What a surprise.
 
Not what you're thinking.

In my line of work I occasionally have ride in or arrange for others to ride in helicopters. Personally I hate them. I don't like flying anyway and these are the worst way to do it. Anyway, now that my quarantine is over(as of this afternoon) I had to call on a local air taxi service to arrange for some rapid transportation (not for me) from the airport to a remote location. The were working on one of the 6 seater Bells they use All the time and I was shocked to see that the entire main rotor is held on by one, that's right, just one, single large nut. Known colloquially as the Jesus Nut for fairly obvious reasons.

I'm never getting in one of those things again.

Good for you. Leftists should go out of their way to avoid helicopters.
Oh look, vague threats from the right.

What a surprise.

What "threat"? I don't own a helicopter, do I?

Kinda wish I did, though. That would be cool.
 
Not what you're thinking.

In my line of work I occasionally have ride in or arrange for others to ride in helicopters. Personally I hate them. I don't like flying anyway and these are the worst way to do it. Anyway, now that my quarantine is over(as of this afternoon) I had to call on a local air taxi service to arrange for some rapid transportation (not for me) from the airport to a remote location. The were working on one of the 6 seater Bells they use All the time and I was shocked to see that the entire main rotor is held on by one, that's right, just one, single large nut. Known colloquially as the Jesus Nut for fairly obvious reasons.

I'm never getting in one of those things again.

Actually the situation is not much better for small 2 or 4 seat airplanes. I helped my Physics teacher restore a Belanca Viking back around high school.. Wings comes off with a single bolt.. But if you lose one wing -- LOL....


The famous film director (and genius imho) Stanley Kubrick got his pilot's license. He loved to fly until he read a book on the physics of flight. He never got in a plane again. :D

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Not what you're thinking.

In my line of work I occasionally have ride in or arrange for others to ride in helicopters. Personally I hate them. I don't like flying anyway and these are the worst way to do it. Anyway, now that my quarantine is over(as of this afternoon) I had to call on a local air taxi service to arrange for some rapid transportation (not for me) from the airport to a remote location. The were working on one of the 6 seater Bells they use All the time and I was shocked to see that the entire main rotor is held on by one, that's right, just one, single large nut. Known colloquially as the Jesus Nut for fairly obvious reasons.

I'm never getting in one of those things again.

Actually the situation is not much better for small 2 or 4 seat airplanes. I helped my Physics teacher restore a Belanca Viking back around high school.. Wings comes off with a single bolt.. But if you lose one wing -- LOL....
I may never fly again.
I don't blame you, after 10 years of flying, I felt my luck ran out.
 
Not what you're thinking.

In my line of work I occasionally have ride in or arrange for others to ride in helicopters. Personally I hate them. I don't like flying anyway and these are the worst way to do it. Anyway, now that my quarantine is over(as of this afternoon) I had to call on a local air taxi service to arrange for some rapid transportation (not for me) from the airport to a remote location. The were working on one of the 6 seater Bells they use All the time and I was shocked to see that the entire main rotor is held on by one, that's right, just one, single large nut. Known colloquially as the Jesus Nut for fairly obvious reasons.

I'm never getting in one of those things again.

Actually the situation is not much better for small 2 or 4 seat airplanes. I helped my Physics teacher restore a Belanca Viking back around high school.. Wings comes off with a single bolt.. But if you lose one wing -- LOL....


The famous film director (and genius imho) Stanley Kubrick got his pilot's license, He loved to fly until he read a book on the physics of flight. He never got in a plane again. :D

2600.jpg

My dad parachuted out of an airplane six times during WW2. He never set foot in a commercial flight after that and was deathly afraid of them.
 
Not what you're thinking.

In my line of work I occasionally have ride in or arrange for others to ride in helicopters. Personally I hate them. I don't like flying anyway and these are the worst way to do it. Anyway, now that my quarantine is over(as of this afternoon) I had to call on a local air taxi service to arrange for some rapid transportation (not for me) from the airport to a remote location. The were working on one of the 6 seater Bells they use All the time and I was shocked to see that the entire main rotor is held on by one, that's right, just one, single large nut. Known colloquially as the Jesus Nut for fairly obvious reasons.

I'm never getting in one of those things again.

Actually the situation is not much better for small 2 or 4 seat airplanes. I helped my Physics teacher restore a Belanca Viking back around high school.. Wings comes off with a single bolt.. But if you lose one wing -- LOL....


The famous film director (and genius imho) Stanley Kubrick got his pilot's license, He loved to fly until he read a book on the physics of flight. He never got in a plane again. :D

2600.jpg

My dad parachuted out of an airplane six times during WW2. He never set foot in a commercial flight after that and was deathly afraid of them.
I don't know if I could jump.

I do know I don't wanna try.
 
Not what you're thinking.

In my line of work I occasionally have ride in or arrange for others to ride in helicopters. Personally I hate them. I don't like flying anyway and these are the worst way to do it. Anyway, now that my quarantine is over(as of this afternoon) I had to call on a local air taxi service to arrange for some rapid transportation (not for me) from the airport to a remote location. The were working on one of the 6 seater Bells they use All the time and I was shocked to see that the entire main rotor is held on by one, that's right, just one, single large nut. Known colloquially as the Jesus Nut for fairly obvious reasons.

I'm never getting in one of those things again.

Actually the situation is not much better for small 2 or 4 seat airplanes. I helped my Physics teacher restore a Belanca Viking back around high school.. Wings comes off with a single bolt.. But if you lose one wing -- LOL....
I may never fly again.
I don't blame you, after 10 years of flying, I felt my luck ran out.

One time I flew in a helicopter and it was fun.
 
Not what you're thinking.

In my line of work I occasionally have ride in or arrange for others to ride in helicopters. Personally I hate them. I don't like flying anyway and these are the worst way to do it. Anyway, now that my quarantine is over(as of this afternoon) I had to call on a local air taxi service to arrange for some rapid transportation (not for me) from the airport to a remote location. The were working on one of the 6 seater Bells they use All the time and I was shocked to see that the entire main rotor is held on by one, that's right, just one, single large nut. Known colloquially as the Jesus Nut for fairly obvious reasons.

I'm never getting in one of those things again.

Actually the situation is not much better for small 2 or 4 seat airplanes. I helped my Physics teacher restore a Belanca Viking back around high school.. Wings comes off with a single bolt.. But if you lose one wing -- LOL....
I may never fly again.
I don't blame you, after 10 years of flying, I felt my luck ran out.

One time I flew in a helicopter and it was fun.
Me over Niagara falls and I pooped in my pants, the pilot turned it almost upside down
 
Not what you're thinking.

In my line of work I occasionally have ride in or arrange for others to ride in helicopters. Personally I hate them. I don't like flying anyway and these are the worst way to do it. Anyway, now that my quarantine is over(as of this afternoon) I had to call on a local air taxi service to arrange for some rapid transportation (not for me) from the airport to a remote location. The were working on one of the 6 seater Bells they use All the time and I was shocked to see that the entire main rotor is held on by one, that's right, just one, single large nut. Known colloquially as the Jesus Nut for fairly obvious reasons.

I'm never getting in one of those things again.

Actually the situation is not much better for small 2 or 4 seat airplanes. I helped my Physics teacher restore a Belanca Viking back around high school.. Wings comes off with a single bolt.. But if you lose one wing -- LOL....
I may never fly again.
I don't blame you, after 10 years of flying, I felt my luck ran out.

One time I flew in a helicopter and it was fun.


Was anybody shooting at you at the time?




 
Not what you're thinking.

In my line of work I occasionally have ride in or arrange for others to ride in helicopters. Personally I hate them. I don't like flying anyway and these are the worst way to do it. Anyway, now that my quarantine is over(as of this afternoon) I had to call on a local air taxi service to arrange for some rapid transportation (not for me) from the airport to a remote location. The were working on one of the 6 seater Bells they use All the time and I was shocked to see that the entire main rotor is held on by one, that's right, just one, single large nut. Known colloquially as the Jesus Nut for fairly obvious reasons.

I'm never getting in one of those things again.

Actually the situation is not much better for small 2 or 4 seat airplanes. I helped my Physics teacher restore a Belanca Viking back around high school.. Wings comes off with a single bolt.. But if you lose one wing -- LOL....


The famous film director (and genius imho) Stanley Kubrick got his pilot's license, He loved to fly until he read a book on the physics of flight. He never got in a plane again. :D

2600.jpg

My dad parachuted out of an airplane six times during WW2. He never set foot in a commercial flight after that and was deathly afraid of them.
I don't know if I could jump.

I do know I don't wanna try.

Me neither, screw that.

Sorry about the "leftist" joke, I know it was bad. :auiqs.jpg:
 

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