The Inner Circle: The Motion Picture!

[Dan]

I did this a while ago, but a lot of the members have changed. Anyway, say they made a movie based on the lives of the Inner Circle of the USMB (just play along here, people).

What actors (living or dead) would play the members? If you feel particularly creative, come up with a plot as well! Extra, extra points to those who name a song that would play over the end credits and encapsulate the Inner Circle and USMB in general! Damn, this is a stupid idea!

(NOTE: All apologies if I forget anyone, it's late! Just add whoever I missed to your list)

Dan
Janeeng
Jimnyc
SirEvil
Lizzy
Moi
MtnBiker
DMP
Gop_Jeff
KLSuddeth
DKSuddeth
Johnney
JMarie
Lilcountriegal
James_Ulrich
Jon_forward

 

[Johnney]

Michael Chiklis (Det. Vic Mackey on The Shield)

 

[Jmarie]

I don't know who I want to play but I'm game on this..anyone can to share who they think I should play?

 

[Sandy73]

James_Ulrich - Charlize Theron (with a drawl)


Hey thanks Ill be her anyday !! She is BEAUTIFUL !!

 

[Sandy73]

hahahaha

 

[DKSuddeth]

DKSuddeth - Steven Seagal

seagall? damn that hurts. :

Reaching back into the past, I'd have Brad Pitt be me, but only using the character he played in Interview with the Vampire.

 

[Dan]

Dan - Jack Black
Janeeng - Katey Segal
Jimnyc - Adam Sandler
SirEvil - Jason Patric
Lizzy - Liv Tyler
Moi - Scarlett Johannson
MtnBiker - Dennis Quaid
DMP - Seth Green
Gop_Jeff - Brendan Fraser
KLSuddeth - Rachel Weitz
DKSuddeth - Kevin Spacey
Johnney - Steve Buscemi
JMarie - Juliette Lewis
Lilcountriegal - Uma Thurman
James_Ulrich - Angelina Jolie
Jon_forward - David Carradine

Fed up with the increasingly liberal atmosphere of the country, the members of the USMB decide they are going to get one of their own to run for president. With the help of acclaimed writer Dan D ), the word is spread that JimNYC will be running for president. The rest of the members form a grassroots campaign, mainly financed by the plus-sized porn sites that the Three Musketeers have kept in business for so long. Meanwhile there is a liberal mole working from the inside to bring the whole thing down. Of course, good triumphs over evil as the mole is revealed to be DKSuddeth, but he learns from his mistakes. Jim is elected in a landslide and America is beautifully conservative once again! Until the surprise ending when Johhney assasinates him and it is revealed that Johnney and AtlantaWalter were the same person!!!

Theme song: Twisted Sister - We're Not Gonna Take It

 

[MtnBiker]

Dan - Sean Astin

Janeeng - Gillian Anderson

Jimnyc - The Rock

SirEvil - Al Pacino

Lizzy - Debra Messing

Moi - Sandra Bullock

MtnBiker

DMP - Val Kilmer

Gop_Jeff - Anthony Edwards

KLSuddeth - Liv Tyler

DKSuddeth - Brandon Lee

Johnney - Bruce Willis

JMarie - Debra Winger

Lilcountriegal - Amada Peet

James_Ulrich - Drew Barrymore

Jon_forward - Harrison Ford

Jackass - Adam Sandler

 

[MtnBiker]

Originally posted by Dan


Fed up with the increasingly liberal atmosphere of the country, the members of the USMB decide they are going to get one of their own to run for president. With the help of acclaimed writer Dan D ), the word is spread that JimNYC will be running for president. The rest of the members form a grassroots campaign, mainly financed by the plus-sized porn sites that the Three Musketeers have kept in business for so long. Meanwhile there is a liberal mole working from the inside to bring the whole thing down. Of course, good triumphs over evil as the mole is revealed to be DKSuddeth, but he learns from his mistakes. Jim is elected in a landslide and America is beautifully conservative once again! Until the surprise ending when Johhney assasinates him and it is revealed that Johnney and AtlantaWalter were the same person!!!

Theme song: Twisted Sister - We're Not Gonna Take It

Good one Dan.

And Dennis Quaid, cool.

 

[DKSuddeth]

DKSuddeth - Brandon Lee

I like that

 

[MtnBiker]

Hey I saw your Crow picture, whoa you looked just like him.

 

[KLSuddeth]

DKSuddeth = Brandon Lee?

I LIKE THAT TOO!!!!!!!


YAY ME! lol


Although I am rather pleased with the part of DKSuddeth being played by the original Duane Suddeth

 

[Jmarie]

Wow..At least they are cool people that you all have picked out for me..

 

[DKSuddeth]

Originally posted by KLSuddeth
DKSuddeth = Brandon Lee?

I LIKE THAT TOO!!!!!!!


YAY ME! lol


Although I am rather pleased with the part of DKSuddeth being played by the original Duane Suddeth

YaY me too

 

[Sandy73]

I loved the part about the 3 muskateers !! Plus sized porn site hahahahahahahah OMGROMO......:rotflmao:

 

[DKSuddeth]

DKSuddeth - Michael Wincott(crow version) or Maybe Fabio

wincott, yes. fabio, hell no.

 

[KLSuddeth]

Wincott from the crow??? YES!

Fabio? oh I SO think NOT - bleh

LOL

 

[KLSuddeth]

get out of my head dk - lol

 

[DKSuddeth]

Originally posted by KLSuddeth
get out of my head dk - lol

 

[KLSuddeth]

pfffffffffffffftttttttttttttttt


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